MsHiss
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Happy Thanksgiving, all my little turkeys! I'm about to head over the river and through the woods. Behave yourselves!
Yeah, right.
about 1 hour ago
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How to Drive a Beagle Bonkers: Leave a rotisserie chicken on the counter and pretend you don't know it's there.
about 14 hours ago
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Sonofabitch! I have to go to the grocery store.
about 15 hours ago
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Could one of you techy type geniuses explain to me how to work this goddamned double stick tape before I FREAK THE FUCK OUT!? Please&Thanks.
about 17 hours ago
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When crazy dudes charge out of apartment buildings at you and the cops just stand and watch you know it's time to stop leaving your house.
11:06 AM Nov 24th
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I still don't know what Google Wave is. Is that bad? Should I care?
7:01 AM Nov 24th
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Fucking Monday.
9:02 AM Nov 23rd
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I really was planning on getting dressed at some point today. Damn you, Mad Max Marathon!
1:18 PM Nov 22nd
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I bet the fact that I consider peanut butter a food group will someday end up cursing me to have a child who's allergic to peanuts.
12:32 PM Nov 22nd
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I'm starting to think I spend too much time wanting to hurt people.
9:33 PM Nov 20th
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Spending the day getting a jump on my Christmas shop(lift)ing. Got my naughtly list -- they get the best presents!
6:41 AM Nov 20th
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RT @: Send this message to 10 people and your true love will declare their true feelings for you by PUNCHING YOU IN THE J
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10:42 AM Nov 19th
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@ Wait -- lemme guess.... Them Crooked Vultures? They kinda rule.
9:11 AM Nov 19th
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@ What is it? WHAT IS IT??
9:10 AM Nov 19th
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I love when @ falls asleep sitting up while waiting for me to give him my cereal bowl.
7:47 AM Nov 19th
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Having a friend that is just getting into Lost is like watching a little kid experience Christmas. And just as hard to not blow any secrets.
8:38 PM Nov 18th
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So far I hate everyone on this show. When do I get to kick someone off the island?
7:48 PM Nov 18th
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We didn't get anything done in class tonight because we couldn't stop quoting Elf.
And it was AWESOME.
5:50 PM Nov 18th
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No protesters in front of the clinic this morning. Must be they stay home when it's below freezing. Slackers.
1:33 PM Nov 18th
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Things I never imagined I would be able to say #1118: "I just ate my weight in spinach."
11:47 AM Nov 18th
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- Name Hissy
- Location the edge
- Bio retired basement troll, aspiring circus geek, groupie, gardener , carnivore, bitch. Also @Tony_D's obnoxious little sister.
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