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msemilymccombs

xojanedotcom "I don't live in the fucking forest. Help me find some city shoes, @JR_Schott." --@msemilymccombs jane.io/KI8ymY about 9 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by msemilymccombs and 1 other
Don't sign notes to your therapist xo. It's weird. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I love you guys, but please don't pitch me any more articles about cutting. about 11 hours ago via web
Do you have to have been parented right to find vegetables delicious? about 13 hours ago via web
xojanedotcom Are you in college? Are you responsible, hard-working & awesome? Intern at xoJane for credit. ow.ly/bfkTc about 17 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by msemilymccombs
If I tell you to do something in bed, I mean "until further notice." about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
A lady has nothing but her face rules. “@dcaguilera: @msemilymccombs you have too many face rules! #complicated” about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Tell a bitch when she's got lipstick on her face. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
If you do a DVR search that starts with "Big," you get a lot of porn. 1:49 PM May 29th via web
Just a Few Of the Myriad Ways I Annoy The S#@t Out Of My Boyfriend On A Daily Basis | xoJane: jane.io/L1zEVn#.T8Urbc… 1:03 PM May 29th via Tweet Button
Nothing like walking a mile in 90-degree weather with a 22-pound weight strapped to your chest. 12:49 PM May 29th via web
One time I was talking to a guy at a bar and I stood up and he went "Ohhh you're pregnant!?" We had just done shots. 12:19 PM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I think I am most glad to be sober when I see somebody get cuffed by an undercover cop. 12:07 PM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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@thejessicadrake I am a bumbler. 11:42 AM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to thejessicadrake
thejessicadrake @msemilymccombs PS- you are veryvery good at life. Nail polish, not so much. lol 11:41 AM May 29th via Echofon in reply to msemilymccombs Retweeted by msemilymccombs
Why did I think that painting red over my chipped black nailpolish would work? Will I ever be good at life? 11:39 AM May 29th via web
I only wear prints. 9:39 AM May 29th via web
Do all summer shoes have to be made out of like, wood and straw? I don't live in the forest. 7:18 AM May 29th via web
Trying a new thing where I don't start working immediately upon waking. 3:29 AM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry®