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msemilymccombs

  1. Don't sign notes to your therapist xo. It's weird.
  2. I love you guys, but please don't pitch me any more articles about cutting.
  3. Do you have to have been parented right to find vegetables delicious?
  4. If I tell you to do something in bed, I mean "until further notice."
  5. A lady has nothing but her face rules. “@dcaguilera: @msemilymccombs you have too many face rules! #complicated
  6. Tell a bitch when she's got lipstick on her face.
  7. If you do a DVR search that starts with "Big," you get a lot of porn.
  8. Just a Few Of the Myriad Ways I Annoy The S#@t Out Of My Boyfriend On A Daily Basis | xoJane: jane.io/L1zEVn#.T8Urbc…
  9. Nothing like walking a mile in 90-degree weather with a 22-pound weight strapped to your chest.
  10. One time I was talking to a guy at a bar and I stood up and he went "Ohhh you're pregnant!?" We had just done shots.
  11. I think I am most glad to be sober when I see somebody get cuffed by an undercover cop.
  12. @thejessicadrake Hardcore nude bumbling XXX
  13. @thejessicadrake I am a bumbler.
  14. Why did I think that painting red over my chipped black nailpolish would work? Will I ever be good at life?
  15. I only wear prints.
  16. Do all summer shoes have to be made out of like, wood and straw? I don't live in the forest.
  17. Trying a new thing where I don't start working immediately upon waking.