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  1. If my friendships break and bend, There's little need to cry. The while I know that every foe Is faithful till I die. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. #red about 11 hours ago from web
  3. I'm done with this burning and giving And reeling the rhymes of my woes. And how I'll be making my living, The Lord in His mystery knows. 10:05 AM Nov 30th from web
  4. I'm through with performing the ballet Of love unrequited and told. Euterpe, I tender you vale; Good-by, and take care of that cold. 10:05 AM Nov 30th from web
  5. I'm tired of entwining me garlands Of weather-worn hemlock and bay. I'm over my longing for far lands - I wouldn't give that for Cathay. 10:05 AM Nov 30th from web
  6. I'll never again like a cub lick My wounds while I squeal at the hurt. No more I'll go walking in public, My heart hanging out of my shirt. 10:04 AM Nov 30th from web
  7. I'm sick of embarking in dories Upon an emotional sea. I'm wearied of playing Dolores (A role never written for me). 10:04 AM Nov 30th from web
  8. What fresh hell is this? 6:45 AM Nov 30th from web
  9. Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life. 11:02 AM Nov 26th from web
  10. I'd like to view the reeling years Through unastonished eyes, And dip my finger-tips in tears, And give my smiles for sighs. 8:03 AM Nov 25th from web
  11. The pure and worthy Mrs. Stowe Is one we all are proud to know As mother, wife, and authoress - Thank God, I am content with less! 10:00 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. As a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate. 7:18 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. ...to make up in vivacity what they lack in number of inches from the ground. 11:01 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Mrs. Ewing was a short woman who accepted the obligation borne by so many short women... 11:01 AM Nov 23rd from web
  15. I, despite expert advice, Keep doing things I think are nice, And though to good I never come - Inseparable my nose and thumb! 7:07 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. My land is bare of chattering folk; The clouds are low along the ridges, And sweet's the air with curly smoke From all my burning bridges. 10:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned. 7:32 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. Inertia rides and riddles me; The which is called Philosophy. 8:51 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. 7:01 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. 11:02 AM Nov 18th from web
  • Name Dorothy Parker
  • Location New York, darling.
  • Bio Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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