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MsBatman

  1. Today is not the day for my contact to split in half.. in my eye. Although I'm not sure what day would be the day, but still... about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. Wait... is Boobs McGee Tits McGee's sister? 4:53 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  3. I just agreed to attend a family reunion this weekend and NOT drink. I am crazier than I realized. 4:48 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  4. Friday, I actually knew the answer to every question in one whole category on Jeopardy. For a moment I felt sooo smart. 4:46 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  5. @Mom101 if we can solve the puzzles first we call the losers "Dumbass" 4:45 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to Mom101
  6. If you can't see the flames from a mile away, you don't have a real fire. 4:40 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  7. Moles the Size of Sasquatch nblo.gs/yaVdJ 1:06 PM May 29th via NetworkedBlogs
  8. Moles the Size of Sasquatch goo.gl/fb/WUXll 1:05 PM May 29th via Google
  9. Also, many bumps and bruises and ow ow ow's today from yesterday on the boat.Most of them I remember. 10:38 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
  10. Oh Honey, looks like you turned out to be that kind of girl after all. 8:29 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
  11. Please. Running around w/out underwear in front if you son's gf is klassy and insulting to everyone. 5:32 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  12. I am too god damned old to have hiccups. 5:25 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  13. @markleggett I don't know.. Dr. Reed is pretty effing hot. 4:20 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to markleggett
  14. In my house its margaritas RT @karlerikson Tonight I'll be drinking a ton of wine by myself and watching TV. Pathetic. 4:18 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  15. OMFG When did burying your head in the sand become an acceptable parenting technique? 4:14 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  16. What do I care? Really 2:41 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  17. My week on twitter: 2 new followers, 3 mentions. Via: 20ft.net/p 1:21 PM May 28th via TwentyFeet
  18. I guess a headache means you don't have to keep promises. Saying you love me means I'm not allowed to be mad. According to you. 5:08 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  19. There are some times when a simple "I love you" can turn an entire day around. 7:32 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
  20. Sitting here making fun of everyone else at the race track with @Adam Jamison 2:33 PM May 26th via TweetDeck