Get short, timely messages from Becky Hood.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @MsBatman.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow MsBatman to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

MsBatman

  1. Today is not the day for my contact to split in half.. in my eye. Although I'm not sure what day would be the day, but still...
  2. Wait... is Boobs McGee Tits McGee's sister?
  3. I just agreed to attend a family reunion this weekend and NOT drink. I am crazier than I realized.
  4. Friday, I actually knew the answer to every question in one whole category on Jeopardy. For a moment I felt sooo smart.
  5. @Mom101 if we can solve the puzzles first we call the losers "Dumbass"
  6. If you can't see the flames from a mile away, you don't have a real fire.
  7. Moles the Size of Sasquatch nblo.gs/yaVdJ
  8. Moles the Size of Sasquatch goo.gl/fb/WUXll
  9. Also, many bumps and bruises and ow ow ow's today from yesterday on the boat.Most of them I remember.
  10. Oh Honey, looks like you turned out to be that kind of girl after all.
  11. Please. Running around w/out underwear in front if you son's gf is klassy and insulting to everyone.
  12. I am too god damned old to have hiccups.
  13. @markleggett I don't know.. Dr. Reed is pretty effing hot.
  14. In my house its margaritas RT @karlerikson Tonight I'll be drinking a ton of wine by myself and watching TV. Pathetic.
  15. OMFG When did burying your head in the sand become an acceptable parenting technique?
  16. What do I care? Really
  17. My week on twitter: 2 new followers, 3 mentions. Via: 20ft.net/p
  18. I guess a headache means you don't have to keep promises. Saying you love me means I'm not allowed to be mad. According to you.
  19. There are some times when a simple "I love you" can turn an entire day around.
  20. Sitting here making fun of everyone else at the race track with @Adam Jamison