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  1. Goodnight Twitterworld. You behave while I'm away and don't do anyone I wouldn't do x
  2. Frosty the Snowman just rang but I told him to get lost. I hate cold callers.
  3. Honestly @stephenfry, are you STILL in the bath? You'll wear your little submarine out!
  4. Thank you so much for my award @thegoodwebguide. It's so exciting for a poor housewife. I do apologise for my husband breaking your site.
  5. Thank you so much, dear! I'm thrilled & amazed. RT @ComedyTweet Congrats!! @MrsStephenFry on your big award!!!
  6. So, it's been revealed that David Beckham has asthma. And I thought that was just another dirty phone call.
  7. Tonight I'm cooking lamb. @StephenFry forgot the mint sauce but it's alright. We've got plenty of Listerine.
  8. Good evening, everyone! x
  9. Oh dear. Looks like my @Stephenfry hasn't got over his Princess Leia fantasy, tweeting @CarrieFFisher. I just wish he'd ditch the gold bra.
  10. Good morning, Tuesday Twitter-types! x
  11. Bedtime. Typical! @Stephenfry asks me to dress up as a rain cloud and now he's feeling a bit under the weather.
  12. Oh dear. I just said 'Here's your cocoa' to my @Stephenfry. I forgot all about his morbid fear of clowns.
  13. I'm a Celebrity without Jordan will be like Jungle Book without Shere Khan. And Kaa. And the crazed pneumatic psychopath.
  14. Stephen's back from the pet shop with a replacement for our hamster but I'm sure the kids will notice the difference. It's a goldfish
  15. Oh dear. Poor little Harvey. I told Stephen a hamster doesn't normally have a wheel of death in its cage . .
  16. Time for dinner. Stephen's just splashed out on a nice piece of steak. So obviously we can't eat that.
  17. SHOWBIZ LATEST: U2 to headline Glasonbury 2010. They'll be performing on Sunday muddy Sunday.
  18. NEWS: The astronaut who found out he's a father says 'That's the best news I've had in the 11 months I've been up here'
  19. @EmmaK67 I think you'll find them between pantomime dames and patio heaters, dear x
  20. @EmmaK67 Are you sure you're not just getting the pastry delivery boy to do your DIY again, dear? x