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MrsRupertPupkin

  1. @SarahThyre @imaliwaller @mollymcnearney I want it to be a surprise, you guys. PS - Molly, you're in! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to SarahThyre
  2. @SarahThyre @imaliwaller I would be honored to have you both as bridesmaids (if the cats & I survive the night - this dove is cray). #Cats about 9 hours ago via web in reply to SarahThyre
  3. A white dove is nesting outside my window, which I assume is a sign of impending marriage. Registered at Barneys! about 9 hours ago via web
  4. My boyfriend never brings me roses because nobody out there believes he exists. about 14 hours ago via web
  5. Weird how you give a guy a fake number ONE TIME and no man ever calls again. about 15 hours ago via web
  6. Please do not call me when I'm trying to take a video of my cats snuggling thank you. about 16 hours ago via web
  7. Just because I'm not meowing doesn't mean I'm not upset. 8:16 PM May 30th via web
  8. I love when you post pix of your engagement! Do you love when I post pix of me crying? #Facebook 7:31 PM May 30th via web
  9. I just want to meet a nice man who can help me afford to freeze my eggs. 4:00 PM May 30th via web
  10. My new kitten's teeth are very sharp, but I don't mind 'cause now I remember what it is to feel. 12:57 PM May 30th via web
  11. A lot of things look like cats in the dark, like sweatshirts & cats. 11:40 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Fellas, the chocolate on my shirt is intentional. Don't want you to think I'm TOO hard to get. 8:41 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I wish someone would pet ME once in a while just to make sure I'm not dead. 6:41 PM May 29th via web
  14. The secret ingredient is ALWAYS cat fur. #TwoCatsNoBoyfriend 9:14 PM May 28th via web
  15. I HAVE ONE NEW CAT & ZERO NEW BOYFRIENDS HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY 8:27 PM May 27th via web
  16. Oops I did it again? twitter.com/MrsRupertPupki… 8:24 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I need a new catch phrase. And a boyfriend! 2:09 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I can do anything I put my mind to. For instance, I've been alone ALL my life. Please just hold me. You don't have to stay over. 11:04 AM May 26th via web
  19. Missed connection: You - anyone, Me - crying. 8:52 AM May 26th via web
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