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MrsRupertPupkin

  1. @SarahThyre @imaliwaller @mollymcnearney I want it to be a surprise, you guys. PS - Molly, you're in!
  2. @SarahThyre @imaliwaller I would be honored to have you both as bridesmaids (if the cats & I survive the night - this dove is cray). #Cats
  3. A white dove is nesting outside my window, which I assume is a sign of impending marriage. Registered at Barneys!
  4. My boyfriend never brings me roses because nobody out there believes he exists.
  5. Weird how you give a guy a fake number ONE TIME and no man ever calls again.
  6. Please do not call me when I'm trying to take a video of my cats snuggling thank you.
  7. Just because I'm not meowing doesn't mean I'm not upset.
  8. I love when you post pix of your engagement! Do you love when I post pix of me crying? #Facebook
  9. I just want to meet a nice man who can help me afford to freeze my eggs.
  10. My new kitten's teeth are very sharp, but I don't mind 'cause now I remember what it is to feel.
  11. A lot of things look like cats in the dark, like sweatshirts & cats.
  12. Fellas, the chocolate on my shirt is intentional. Don't want you to think I'm TOO hard to get.
  13. I wish someone would pet ME once in a while just to make sure I'm not dead.
  14. The secret ingredient is ALWAYS cat fur. #TwoCatsNoBoyfriend
  15. I HAVE ONE NEW CAT & ZERO NEW BOYFRIENDS HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY
  16. Oops I did it again? twitter.com/MrsRupertPupki…
  17. I need a new catch phrase. And a boyfriend!
  18. I can do anything I put my mind to. For instance, I've been alone ALL my life. Please just hold me. You don't have to stay over.
  19. Missed connection: You - anyone, Me - crying.