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  1. the little oilman just did a huge fart on the hardwood floor & is about to pass out laughing about it. what is it with boys and their farts?
  2. @jeffrandall it's been a busy fall for @oilman; on the road 8 out of 9 weeks now. CRAZY. the new normal.
  3. @katemorris sorry; i returned to my couch and didn't see your tweet; oilgirl is sick too - but past the worst of it i hope!
  4. @katemorris thanx! @oilman is hitting the road tomorrow; prolly checking flights right now so he can get escape germs by leaving tonight LOL
  5. ugh. soooo sick. @oilman this is official notice that OILMAN KITCHEN is closed. serving only gluten free toast. U taking kids out 4 dinner?
  6. @mugmkr hey, I am being nice. I haven't painted the bedroom pink yet.
  7. @Shih_Wei c'mon on over anytime. And bring a hammer for me to borrow; apparently I'm not allowed to use @oilman's anymore.
  8. @oilman ARGH. do i have to go buy my own girlie pink hammer that you'll never want to use and steal?
  9. @oilman Are you trying to keep me from doing my secret projects around the house while you're gone???????
  10. @oilman SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
  11. HEY can someone in Vegas please ask @oilman where he left the hammer?????!!!!!!
  12. @Shih_Wei oh thanks! it was SOOO much more work than I expected, but so incredibly rewarding that I can't help but make it bigger next year!
  13. @Shih_Wei Yes, that WAS too bad. I promise @oilman and I will do it again soon!! I look forward to finally meeting you someday!
  14. @Shih_Wei thanks! :) I do too! I think she's trying to catch up to @oilman's height...
  15. http://twitpic.com/p5xls - oilgirl and her(older)friend. Can we say 95th percentile in the height category?
  16. @oilman my day was all scheduled for making your thanksgiving dinner; now I've got lil oilman home sick from school. so much for the plan
  17. @awoods yea, poutine and BEER. :)
  18. @Alioops if a a beer flavored syrup drizzled over the pumpkin pie would get my lawn mowed today by @oilman then I'd do it in a heartbeat.
  19. @awoods POUTINE?!?! you must be a canadian! And how does mommy get to relax when these dinners take 2 days to make? I'm confused. :)
  20. @Alioops TRUE. But at least snow can melt with some salt on the sidewalk. My grass might be a foot high by the time the rain stops...