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@oilman's gray hair patch seems to be impacting his brain's ability to competently participate in a preschool game of "memory"6:54 PM Jul 7thfrom web
just found a veggie sale at the nursery; @oilman will be thrilled to hear that I bought collard greens, swiss chard & red peppers LOL12:42 PM Jul 7thfrom web
when I asked @oilman if he wanted some eggs for breakfast, he just about puked on the floor. he's getting SOOOOO old. fantastic hangover.11:00 AM Jul 5thfrom web
@oilman should be a bit worried; I just discovered that I can grow lemon trees and almond trees in my zone. whoo hoo!11:54 AM Jul 1stfrom web
finally got out of playing Lego with oil kid (clearly @oilman's job) and now he's out taking pics of garden for us to share with you.2:14 PM Jun 30thfrom web
@lyndseo all of those girls are entering kindergarten this fall; can you believe it? some of them are only a few months apart...1:58 PM Jun 30thfrom webin reply to lyndseo
@oilman just called to ask me to measure oilgirl for everyone. She's cruising the neighborhood at the moment; will let you know soon! :)1:54 PM Jun 30thfrom web
@oilman hey I didn't go public w/ it but clearly you did! I think the errors are distracting to reader but what do I know? Just a housewife.1:30 PM Jun 30thfrom webin reply to oilman
just tried to explain the virtues of free range, organic eggs to oil kids. they listened attentively for 45 seconds and then ignored me...1:25 PM Jun 30thfrom web
@netmeg thanks for helping @oilman; & thank you for not recommending fett alfredo, as I do not believe that counts as a healthy alternative!1:10 PM Jun 14thfrom web
I've assigned @oilman the task of finding a vegetarian meal that he will actually EAT. anyone going to help him out and save us from divorce12:47 PM Jun 14thfrom web
@oilman just for that i'm making you eat veggie burgers for lunch. HA12:20 PM Jun 14thfrom web
@oilman - the lil' oilman wants so badly to be with his big sister that he's willing to play in stinky bathroom while she does her business.12:00 PM Jun 14thfrom web
@oilman well then, that just answers the question of who's gotta go leave to wipe a child's bum in the bathroom. It's all you baby.11:58 AM Jun 14thfrom webin reply to oilman
@oilman I'm your wife. Of course they'll be on my side! Although on a Sunday afternoon who's really paying any attention?11:57 AM Jun 14thfrom webin reply to oilman
