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  1. @SkinnyIsDead shhh don't tell him I ate his last can!
  2. Of all things: a coat? Come on. I hate you, human race. Just kidding. Not really. I'm cold.
  3. "Don't you feel like you're drinking an old man? I would say 'Bert' but its more like 'Roger'"
  4. A Thanksgiving without cranberries is like a Christmas without rum.
  5. I had a dream last night that I ate cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
  6. Is thankful for Vampire Weekend's ottoman.
  7. Just got bedazzled. Literally.
  8. It's okay. I get frowns and smiles mixed up allllll the time. Especially if a person's head is upside down, for example.
  9. I think dogs can fly ... You just have to believe.
  10. @doompatrol no clue, if so that's pretty cool i guess
  11. My dad is forcing my brother and me to attend this with him: http://ridersinthesky.com/index.htm
  12. With the way this day has already gone ... I am in dire need of Bart's Friendsgiving festivities and some smoking loon.
  13. is excited for friendsgiving
  14. @drewholmes i agree completely
  15. Is feeling generous: I'm buying my classmates cheeseburgers. (Also this way I don't look like a schmuck for eating dinner in class - muhaha)
  16. Is Oprah pulling a Michael Jordan? Tonight on Town Talk.
  17. RT @nprnews: Postal Service Cancels Letter To Santa Program http://su.pr/7ol7Uo
  18. http://www.urlesque.com/2009/11/16/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt-parodies/
  19. http://www.twitpic.com/q3paw
  20. @doompatrol sounds good let me know where and when