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I just swallowed a cheeseburger whole...so much for eating clean/green10:05 AM Oct 8thfrom txt
@dooce: I always count on u 2 make peach T &veg. Inari spring roll come out my nose7:54 AM Sep 30thfrom txt
wondering if the guy visiting next door who helped me start the electric hedge trimmers realized was preggo or just thought I was fat.7:53 AM Sep 28thfrom web
wonders if cracking open a bag of chocolate chips to make homemade cookies at 11pm is a pregnancy craving or a fat ass craving8:12 PM Sep 26thfrom web
is going to a local HS football game where you are neither on the team or a cheerleader nor do your kids go to either school WEIRD?1:06 PM Sep 25thfrom web
my hubby is convinced his chow hall tacos were made of ground camel hoof.10:16 AM Sep 25thfrom web
being kicked in the cervix feels a little bit like an electric shock5:44 PM Sep 24thfrom web
the ladies at the gym keep commenting how my baby is going to fall out...haters1:25 PM Sep 24thfrom web
6 months pregnant and STILL up in the gym working on my fitness7:39 AM Aug 27thfrom txt
There are some truly hideous people in this world....truly7:26 AM Aug 24thfrom txt
wonders if doritos don't have meat in them does that make me a vegetarian?1:58 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
@rmssnowdrop: No I haven't ventured out that way, every1 is obsessed with it. I am 2 lazy it's 45 min away6:10 PM Jun 19thfrom web
is amazed at all the people I know who are going to be extras in the new Miley Cyrus movies being filmed in Savannah.3:09 PM Jun 19thfrom web
is laying in bed eating powdered donuts....is that child abuse?7:00 PM Jun 15thfrom web
yo baby organic raspberry pear yogurt, pretty tasty but weird consistency...ahh that's what I feel on my tongue, it's the ground flaxseed9:54 AM Jun 11thfrom web