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  1. Yes, it was me who cut up the onion and then cut up the watermelon without rinsing the knife. Why do you ask?
  2. @bibliophagist @jagosaurus @badgermeetswrld @AmyJane @letspanic_ #followfriday
  3. @dooce http://twitpic.com/9whw1 - I know you'll do the right thing.
  4. @supa 179.
  5. Colorado smells so good. I blame the pine trees.
  6. Jackson: "Close your eyes and open your mouth." Me: "I'm going to regret this." And I was right.
  7. Meltdown averted. FOR NOW. http://infinitesummer.org/a... #infsum
  8. Michael Bay's next movie needs to be a wacky family comedy with NO EXPLODING ROBOT SHARDS.
  9. Go ahead, follow @letspanic_, we won't bite. Well, only if you want us to, but we won't break the skin.
  10. Jackson's first act as a newly-minted eight-year-old: watching Peter Pan and spraying an entire can of whipped cream into his mouth.
  11. Dreamed Dean Martin called to tell me he married Carmelo Anthony's sister. Dino's Catholic, so it was the only way he'd ever get laid again.
  12. -- John Berryman, Dream Song 14
  13. behind: me, wag.
  14. into mountains or sea or sky, leaving
  15. has taken itself & its tail considerably away
  16. and somehow a dog
  17. And the tranquil hills, & gin, look like a drag
  18. who loves people and valiant art, which bores me.
  19. Henry bores me, with his plights & gripes as bad as achilles,
  20. literature bores me, especially great literature,