MrsAwkward
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*class gets quiet* tummy: I shall play you the song of my people
about 11 hours ago
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Now I say Potassium instead of K
6:49 PM May 30th
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Girl: "Omgz I'm hav!n such a gewd time wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!" Me: "Seriously!? None of them tried stabbing you yet?"
6:46 PM May 30th
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That awkward moment when you realize that you have a better chance of finding Waldo than finding a boyfriend.
9:56 PM May 29th
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Putting your hand on your hip for a picture 'cause you're a great teapot.
6:27 PM May 29th
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We all know a hilarious person called me.
6:26 PM May 29th
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When I’m at home on a school day I look at the clock and think, “Haaaa! Those bitches are in math class!”
6:20 PM May 29th
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Here's a bit of advice: advi
9:50 PM May 28th
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We've made eye contact at least twice this month, just date me already.
5:46 PM May 28th
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We all have that friend that says "Brb Gonna Take A Shower", 2 minutes later they say "Back" and you're like "..."
5:45 PM May 28th
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"When you die, can I have your stuff?"
9:44 PM May 27th
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It's funny how you keep checking your phone like someone loves you. They don't.
9:43 PM May 27th
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The most important thing to do in life is be yourself...unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman
9:17 PM May 27th
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Who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug must have been so awkward. Its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me??" "shhh just trust me"
6:51 PM May 27th
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
6:49 PM May 27th
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When your mom lectures you and she sounds like she's about to finish but then start over again
3:08 PM May 27th
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When your mom says its time to leave but she takes an hour to actually get out the door
3:06 PM May 27th
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If only I could stroke his jawline once.... ONCE.
7:39 AM May 27th
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Every single day I will follow you...like a stalker
7:07 AM May 27th
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My cat is cooler than you. And I dont even have a cat
6:53 AM May 27th
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- Name Charlie The Unicorn
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am an unicorn. I've got as much swag as a penguin, plenty. Follow my personal @msdaniellaleiva
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