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Mr_Semara

  1. @Melton66 They mainly involve, beer froth on your nose and silly costumes, and they're just the school ones! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to Melton66
  2. @Melton66 My evidence against is most of your photos you post! Get up early, start work early! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to Melton66
  3. @Melton66 I wake at 5 and get up at 6 normally! Also, can I question your "I'm a grown up" claim? ;) x about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to Melton66
  4. @Melton66 Does that mean you get up at first light? about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to Melton66
  5. @HouseOfDivine You have DMs about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  6. @abbi_oakley Hope the new job goes well... xx 10:26 PM May 28th via web in reply to abbi_oakley
  7. @HouseOfDivine Great news Mr D.... Enjoy the day! 9:17 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to HouseOfDivine
  8. @EgoMaid That's it...! :) xx 2:29 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to EgoMaid
  9. @EgoMaid I think you might of heard that they're 'not going to introduce a pasty tax' :) x 2:15 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to EgoMaid
  10. @EgoMaid Fine thanks... How's things in your nice quiet peaceful world? 2:07 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to EgoMaid
  11. @EgoMaid Evening Miss E x 2:05 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to EgoMaid
  12. @HouseOfDivine Quiet day Mr D? 2:02 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to HouseOfDivine
  13. @SexHungryMilf I'm sure what you can will be just peachy! x 12:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to SexHungryMilf
  14. @SexHungryMilf Yes please... A large one! ;) x 11:55 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SexHungryMilf
  15. @SexHungryMilf Medium rare... x 11:37 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to SexHungryMilf
  16. @SexHungryMilf Steak please! ;) x 11:34 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to SexHungryMilf
  17. @SexHungryMilf Burger please! xx 11:31 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to SexHungryMilf
  18. @SexHungryMilf There's certainly something nice about good weather and BBQ's... Enjoy your evening! Xx 11:21 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to SexHungryMilf
  19. @SexHungryMilf So after your engineering achievements, is it a BBQ this evening? 10:33 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to SexHungryMilf
  20. @SexHungryMilf Ah, my telly is carefully positioned so I can sit outside and still see it... Just finished now, so need food! 10:31 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to SexHungryMilf
  • Name Semara
  • Location A green and pleasant land...
  • Bio Sometimes right, sometimes wrong... Always certain !
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