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  1. @hyprnova Congrats! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to hyprnova
  2. @fwalrod @KatieSouthie There will be a lot of dead ducks... about 10 hours ago from web in reply to fwalrod
  3. We zijn allemaal gaan sterven en worden opgegeten door ratten! about 10 hours ago from web
  4. @sa_nz Sometimes you feel like a nut! Sometimes you don't! about 10 hours ago from web in reply to sa_nz
  5. @sa_nz Thanx! Happy you were amused! about 10 hours ago from web in reply to sa_nz
  6. @KatieSouthie I use that when I am really pleased! about 10 hours ago from web in reply to KatieSouthie
  7. @fwalrod @KatieSouthie U know what really irks me? People who DM game invites w/o following. Should be a law... about 10 hours ago from web in reply to fwalrod
  8. @sa_nz WHO! about 10 hours ago from web in reply to sa_nz
  9. @KatieSouthie Much obliged, Miss Katie. =8-D about 10 hours ago from web in reply to KatieSouthie
  10. @KatieSouthie I am totally turned off! about 11 hours ago from web in reply to KatieSouthie
  11. Soms heb je voelt als een moer! Soms heb je niet. 9:35 PM Dec 1st from web
  12. @prettyhate666 Because Twernednshurnsday is way too difficult to pronounce. 9:30 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to prettyhate666
  13. @prettyhate666 to separate Thursday from Tuesday 9:18 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to prettyhate666
  14. RT @kenjbarnes1: 2. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 7:08 PM Dec 1st from web
  15. RT @LATimestot: Breaking: Suspect in 4 police murders himself shot dead by police in Seattle early Tuesday. Details at latimes.com 4:21 AM Dec 1st from web
  16. Told my Dr my back was killing me. He said "Well your face is killing me." 4:16 AM Dec 1st from web
  17. RT @FizzyDuck: Be careful on your morning commute! Lol! - http://bit.ly/6WTqqc #funny 3:49 AM Dec 1st from web
  18. @dragginphly Oh, man. That is my trademark spikey smiley! 8:16 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to dragginphly
  19. @dragginphly Wow, I hope she heals quickly. 8:11 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to dragginphly
  20. @dragginphly =8-D 8:10 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to dragginphly
  • Name Mr. Oneliner
  • Location Sunova Beach, MD
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  • Bio I am using this account primarily, but not exclusively, for spymaster. Background created by @StevoFC.
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