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Mr_Lahey_

  1. I bid thee a Good Night Sunnyvale. After one last Drinky Poo of course.
  2. It doesn't matter who wins or loses, what really matters is how much Liquor I drink. #DrunkasFuck
  3. Over Time means Liquor Time! Get me a triple BoBandy!
  4. The real winner of the Stanley Cup Finals will be The Liquor.
  5. Randy: You looking for a date? $10 bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons.
  6. The Liquor's work is never done.
  7. RT @MensHumor: They say that the first sign of alcoholism is drinking alone. I have a dog, so I don't have to worry about that.
  8. Once the Liquor kicks in the real fun begins.
  9. RT @angela_bower: Alcohol contains all 13 minerals that are essential to sustaining human life. Fun fact! Stay healthy, my friends.
  10. A drink in the morning makes for a good morning.
  11. RT @coryandtrevster: Just spotted @Mr_Lahey_ and Randy sneaking around Julian's trailer with a big bottle of liquor.
  12. I love the way Randy's belly looks in the moonlight.
  13. Going on night patrol with Randers and The Liquor.
  14. Randy: (To Barb and Mr. Lahey) Basically, I banged Lucy and knocked her up... no big deal.
  15. Julian: I said it was a deal, OK! Randy: I hope you got a deal on the spoiler, because it's whack.