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Mr_Lahey_

I bid thee a Good Night Sunnyvale. After one last Drinky Poo of course. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
It doesn't matter who wins or loses, what really matters is how much Liquor I drink. #DrunkasFuck about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
Over Time means Liquor Time! Get me a triple BoBandy! about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
eastbaymong @Mr_Lahey_ it doesn't matter whose playing, or what the game is. The liquor always wins. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Mr_Lahey_ and 7 others
The real winner of the Stanley Cup Finals will be The Liquor. about 6 hours ago via HootSuite
Randy: You looking for a date? $10 bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons. about 7 hours ago via HootSuite
The Liquor's work is never done. about 12 hours ago via HootSuite
RT @MensHumor: They say that the first sign of alcoholism is drinking alone. I have a dog, so I don't have to worry about that. about 13 hours ago via Seesmic
gypsy204 New listerine zero has no alcohol??! Then why the fuck would I drink it... @Mr_Lahey_ about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Mr_Lahey_ and 2 others
Once the Liquor kicks in the real fun begins. about 15 hours ago via HootSuite
RT @angela_bower: Alcohol contains all 13 minerals that are essential to sustaining human life. Fun fact! Stay healthy, my friends. about 16 hours ago via Seesmic
daboysknodat @Mr_Lahey_ The best part of waking up is hard liquor in your cup. The boys r gettin hungry Jim go hunt some jays while I fire up the bbq about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Mr_Lahey_ Retweeted by Mr_Lahey_ and 4 others
A drink in the morning makes for a good morning. about 19 hours ago via HootSuite
RT @coryandtrevster: Just spotted @Mr_Lahey_ and Randy sneaking around Julian's trailer with a big bottle of liquor. 9:50 PM May 29th via HootSuite
I love the way Randy's belly looks in the moonlight. 9:14 PM May 29th via HootSuite
Going on night patrol with Randers and The Liquor. 8:23 PM May 29th via HootSuite
Randy: (To Barb and Mr. Lahey) Basically, I banged Lucy and knocked her up... no big deal. 4:10 PM May 29th via HootSuite
Mustard_Tiger_ In honor of @Mr_Lahey_ the Dirty Burger is adding Liquor Ball Sandwiches to the menu. 2:36 PM May 29th via HootSuite Retweeted by Mr_Lahey_ and 6 others
Julian: I said it was a deal, OK! Randy: I hope you got a deal on the spoiler, because it's whack. 1:40 PM May 29th via HootSuite
TraceWayneGacy Hey @Mr_Lahey_ , you looking for a new assistant trailer park supervisor? #bobandy twitter.com/TraceWayneGacy… 10:18 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Mr_Lahey_ and 1 other

Name Jim Lahey
Location Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Bio I am the current supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park and a former police officer I devote myself to making Sunnyvale a better place to live assisted by Randy.