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Mr_Encyclopedia

  1. @SpinnWebe That's nothing. I once got somebody to call the police on me because I was hiking along the road and stopped to have a drink.
  2. @badmachinery Apple's tyranny is the worst kind: actually pretty pleasant. I.E. the trains all run on time.
  3. @Eruwenn Brevity is the soul of wit. Tumblr is for people that find 140 characters too limiting for their inanity.
  4. New Article -- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter eopoint.com/articles/2012/…
  5. New article: Rejected Southern Vampire Novel Titles eopoint.com/articles/2012/…
  6. @notch life is a lot simpler when you get your incredible, world-shattering success done first.
  7. @Stephie_07 if you buy the cow then you can sell the milk to others and start breeding a herd. What? Yes, I know the metaphor.
  8. I just realized that Cards Against Humanity officially beat The Blog Game to its non-sequitur punch.
  9. Pop quiz: what gesture is this creature making? twitter.com/Mr_Encyclopedi…
  10. Dirty Harry's famous threat is a lot less impressive when you remember it was delivered to a man bleeding to death on the ground.
  11. @BEAT_TWITTAR Give him a ticket.
  12. You can't spell "Flamingo" without "Flaming"
  13. Police car turning its lights on as each car passes, what a dick.
  14. @hollyworrell I bet he would admit you've been mayor longer than that.
  15. “@mathowie: Sometimes Skinner boxes are really funny: youtu.be/KRBH21IvSrc " I'm the same way with the fridge.
  16. Minecraft
  17. @BEAT_TWITTAR Only insofar as everything on twitter is inane.
  18. @BEAT_TWITTAR ah yes, the "Inane crap no one cares about" method of padding your twitter feed.
  19. I am determined to not use any spoilers I've seen for #FEZ until I see how I would have figured it out in-game.