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MrWordsWorth

Study finds bananas just as beneficial as sports drinks when exercising, but they won't pay athletes for an endorsement. 13 minutes ago via web
Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't think he's sexy, which suggests you should never ask his advice on anything. 24 minutes ago via web
Given its latest ratings, it's time to refer to CNN's viewers in the singular, not plural. 27 minutes ago via web
James Franco writes new Huffington Post essay about some fluff he found on his favorite jacket. 29 minutes ago via web
The Romano's Macaroni Grill pitchman spends many evenings eating at Taco Bell. 44 minutes ago via web
With the jury hung, Satan tries to determine where he's going to put John Edwards when the time comes. about 1 hour ago via web
Every ad makes me realize how much my mom didn't love me. about 2 hours ago via web
@malkatz The interwebs have the answer you seek. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to malkatz
@alstonboy4315 Why are you telling me? Tell him! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to alstonboy4315
@MalcolmWelshman You framed that well. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to MalcolmWelshman
@Shari_Anntics She is. No seizures at all. She had one while driving once... about 2 hours ago via web in reply to Shari_Anntics
@mootbooxle Oscar? about 2 hours ago via web in reply to mootbooxle
If the guy in the Everest ads would just go to Everest, he could get out of the endless cycle of doing those ads. about 2 hours ago via web
You can't always get what you want, so take what you don't want, sell it to someone who does & use the profit to get what you want. about 2 hours ago via web
The great thing about Twitter is that you can spout out a bunch of stuff before you have your facts straight. about 2 hours ago via web
Multi-millionaire Bruce Springsteen calls bankers greedy thieves. about 3 hours ago via web
George Lucas retires from making announcements about his retirement. about 3 hours ago via web
George Lucas keeps digitally altering his vow to retire to the point where all the integrity of his original announcement is gone. about 3 hours ago via web
George Lucas retiring from movies that make him money. about 3 hours ago via web
Correction: John Edwards verdict on count 3 related to money from Bunny Mellon unknown. Also unknown: his role in Bunny Lake's disappearance about 3 hours ago via web

Name Mark Campbell
Location Halifax, NS
Web http://wordsworth...
Bio Writer for hire. I tweet, so you don't have to. In fact, I tweet a lot. It's okay. I love you. But not as much as freezies. No siree. Now, boogie!