MrTinkertrain6
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All right, bitches... I am out of here. Time to go drink myself into a coma. Wake me up when my life returns to normal.
about 18 hours ago
from web
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Again... I get the horrified look from the girl at the counter after finding out I have the audacity to order it with DAIRY instead of soy.
about 23 hours ago
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just one more drink. just one more and that's it......
10:20 PM Nov 24th
from web
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Think about it: Quantum physicists are just stoners with degrees.
8:45 AM Nov 24th
from web
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It's not even Thanksgiving and the coming out/I'm quitting college/meet my black boyfriend stories are starting. I love Thanksgiving!
5:54 AM Nov 24th
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Who's up for working late again??
5:17 PM Nov 23rd
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So the toll booths in Austin dont accept credit cards. Odd.
2:39 PM Nov 22nd
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Dinner with the birthday girl was amazing. Now time for "Twilight". Go team Jacob!
7:23 PM Nov 21st
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@ there are many directions i could take your tweet. i will choose: so have you seen a bear? do they really shit in the woods?
2:13 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to NickMainini
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Seems like a good choice for me this Saturday afternoon. ♫
1:58 PM Nov 21st
from Blip.fm
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Anyone else still at work? Show of hands... Anyone?
5:10 PM Nov 19th
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Correction: Working at the office until 9:30 pm.....
6:12 AM Nov 19th
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So, there's nothing that says working at the office then going out drinking doesnt have SOME consequences come morning...
6:05 AM Nov 19th
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I'm glad I'm not a woman. With all these conflicting mammogram news stories I wouldn't know what to do if I had soft, supple, perky breasts.
12:54 PM Nov 18th
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@ Seriously, if you keep this up you may (as 1 the most influential people ever) get the damn thing increased to 160 characters!
12:50 PM Nov 18th
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GENERAL WARNING: I'm going to be working all weekend, so if i seem a bit out of it when I see you, I apologize.
8:22 AM Nov 18th
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Wednesday time waster... The concept is sooooo simple:
5:05 AM Nov 18th
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The Beyonce/Gaga video is awful. You would think that someone on set would say "Ok people, we're trying to keep these ladies IN the biz."
5:57 AM Nov 17th
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Motivated by the Nov. 7 announcement that Magic Johnson had HIV, the 1st condom ad appeared on T.V. 18 years ago today, It aired on FOX.
5:32 AM Nov 17th
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How many wishes does Baby Jesus grant you when you rub his belly? I only need 1 RIGHT NOW... but I dont want to be wasteful.
1:13 PM Nov 16th
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