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  1. (Literally; we carved my name into a turkey. It's awesome.) about 18 hours ago from web
  2. Happy Tweetsgiving, everybody! Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a turkey with my name on it! about 18 hours ago from web
  3. @IAmJericho RT @IAmFakeJericho @EveMarieTorres You're nothing more than a quixotic, refulgent troglodyte! (See?) about 19 hours ago from web in reply to IAmJericho
  4. @IAmJericho You just blew my freakin' mind, man. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to IAmJericho
  5. @IAmJericho That sounds like somethin' @IAmFakeJericho would say. You mean to tell me...Fake Jericho and Real Jericho are the same guy? about 19 hours ago from web in reply to IAmJericho
  6. RT @IAmJericho: Thanksgiving....bah humbug! Too many holidays and days off in this country! Get back to work troglodytes... about 19 hours ago from web
  7. @MrDannyGlover Yeah, that's right; I used you in an analogy! You got a problem with that? 10:37 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. @OldHossRadbourn ...build a doghouse with @MrDannyGlover! 10:36 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to OldHossRadbourn
  9. @OldHossRadbourn That sounds like somethin' @DennisCrane would do. You two should team up. It'd be like a polar bear tryin' to... 10:36 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to OldHossRadbourn
  10. @IAmJericho ...tryin' to do the tango with M.C. Escher! 11:57 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to IAmJericho
  11. @IAmJericho What about (Well, "aboot", in your case) the Children Of The Corn? Those kids were crazier than a bottle of ketchup... 11:57 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to IAmJericho
  12. @nbcconan Good to see that McBrayer kid. He's funnier than a telephone pole tellin' ghost stories to Philip Seymour Hoffman! 9:56 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to nbcconan
  13. RT @parrygripp: Mister Bug's Thanksgiving: http://bit.ly/mrbug 9:38 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. @NASCAR That's crazier than Larry the Cable Guy bein' the sponsor for a NASCAR team! Wait a minute... 9:16 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to NASCAR
  15. @bostonherald Marv Albert havin' an altercation with 50 Cent? That sounds like one of my analogies! 8:31 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to bostonherald
  16. @bostonherald ...a dachshund eatin' some peach cobbler with Patricia Heaton! 10:01 AM Nov 21st from web
  17. @bostonherald Jesus Christ...between "New Moon" & "Going Rogue", this week's been worse than... 10:00 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to bostonherald
  18. @Julie_bowen Nice showing on Jeopardy. Stupid Kaczmarek. Sure, you ended up with $0, but, hey, at least you did better than @WolfBlitzerCNN. 6:14 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to Julie_bowen
  19. @ComedyCentral Is that anything like the Swine Flu? I hope not; that'd be scarier than a papillon tryin' to go fishin' with Dwayne Johnson! 8:35 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to ComedyCentral
  20. @KevinDurant35 ...I don't know what any of that meant. 8:18 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to KevinDurant35