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  1. @jenforbus Thanks for passing that one along, Jen! If there's one thing I want people to associate with me, it's the concept of "unsuck."
  2. @swlittlefield I think it would be correct to say that the meatballs were "suckless." As is the news of the second printing. Woo-hoo!!!
  3. @JenniferLeeland Thanks for the vote of confidence, J.! True, I always think a book sucks half-way through, and I always (I hope) unsuck it.
  4. Used the phrase "fired by bile" to describe 99% of blog comments, then realized it would make a great bio title. Glenn Beck, it's all yours.
  5. Word of the day: unsuck. As in "The new mystery I've been working on sucks, so now I've gotta figure out how to unsuck it."
  6. @jenforbus Totally! If I'd only gotten the pee-pee thing on video, he would never *dare* cross his old man till the day I die.
  7. Yesterday's quote of the day: "Pee-pee tastes good, Daddy!" (We're potty training. You really don't want any details beyond that.)
  8. Quote of the day from my 3-year-old: "I *want* to be hit by a car!" (shouted angrily after being dragged out of the middle of the street)
  9. @gamesafoot The book's set to hit the shelves March 23. So hopefully I'll see you at a signing down L.A. way come early April!
  10. @gamesafoot Thanks for the plug, Lee! "WHEE!!!" indeed! Well, at the moment I'm absolutely exhausted, so it's more like "whee." But still...
  11. @plstcsanta I know you would've *meant* to keep the cat in the bag. But at B'con, cat-bags tend to slip open around 11 p.m. in the hotel bar
  12. @bkwmn1992 My 3-year-old likes to say "Daddy is a big man." So hopefully that means there's enough of me to go around!
  13. @swlittlefield Maybe we could split the difference and rechristen me "Mr. Zombie Boy"...?
  14. @swlittlefield Wait a second, I thought I was "Mr. Zombie," not "Zombie Boy." The mister makes it seem so much more dignified.
  15. @jenforbus Just when I think I'm out, they drrrrrrrrrr-ag me back in!
  16. @AlisonJanssen Thanks, Alison! It was great meeting you, too. I'm just sorry there wasn't time for you to teach me some roller derby moves.
  17. @swlittlefield And being a local boy, of course, that means I'm available for a round of celebratory beers. Hint hint.
  18. @bcmystery Oh, I still know everybody. But will you hard-bitten crime-writer types still want to know *me*?
  19. Wow, Jen - not only are you a powerful arbiter of literary taste, you are FAST! Thanks for the insta-ReTweet!
  20. For any of you who've been curious about my Big Secret Project, Entertainment Weekly's got the scoop: http://bit.ly/3AxIEZ