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MrRyanPage

  1. @GingerPaulsen @KelSutherland Alright, it's too late for this shit. I'm going to sleep.
  2. @KelSutherland Wait, you've been watching it too? Is that why you couldn't meet me for lunch today?
  3. @GingerPaulsen How about I get you a good anti-psychotic? You've been watching that My Little Pony show for the past three days.
  4. @GingerPaulsen No. No you're not. Stop that.
  5. @GingerPaulsen It's still weird and kind of morbid!
  6. Son of a bitch, midnight can't get here soon enough. Ginger is antsy as all get out for the new game.
  7. @GingerPaulsen Are you going over there to put up the sign? We live closer than Steven and I'll be damned if I'm going out there!
  8. @GingerPaulsen To be fair, he ate 6 coney dogs and most of fries for all three of us. He probably just ate too much.
  9. Aaaand being on Twitter is proving just as distracting.
  10. @GingerPaulsen Somehow, that seems like it would be more distracting.
  11. Writing going slow. I should probably stop reading The Onion and work on stuff.
  12. @KelSutherland Ah crap... Say, Kels...
  13. The apartment has been filled with the wonderful music of Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin... and the girls shrieking with joy over it.
  14. @GingerPaulsen Fuck me, that's tonight? @kelsutherland, want to hang out tonight? Away from my apartment?
  15. Thanks to The Beatles, I am consistently misspelling beetles. Because, you know, that's a word I'm wont to write.
  16. @KelSutherland Oh shit....
  17. @KelSutherland Hey, Ginger's scaring me. Can I hide at your place tonight?
  18. Craaaaaaap. Ginger is drinking and watching hockey again. I need to hide the fragile stuff.
  19. @GingerPaulsen I heard it. I was unimpressed.
  20. @KelSutherland New plan. We'll go get new headphones tomorrow. Ginger's buying.