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  1. Listening to the new Riverside worship CD. I have connections. It's brilliant by the way.
  2. So far the only Black Friday shopping I've done is buying John Mayer tickets. Better luck next time $3 Menards Snuggies.
  3. http://twitpic.com/r3ggn - My esophagus pre and post. Nurses said they won't be eating any extra turkey tomorrow.
  4. Back home. Surgery successful. Only downside is the vomit in my hair. Thanks for the prayers. Starving but I can only have mashed potatoes.
  5. http://twitpic.com/r2f1y - I look like a homeless extra on Grey's Anatomy.
  6. Heading into surgery. Say some prayers. Update soon.
  7. Getting an IV for the large piece of turkey lodged in my throat while watching Reba McEntire videos. Not sure which of the 3 is most painful
  8. http://twitpic.com/r1uy0 - Thanksgiving in the E.R. Choked on turkey. Surgery likely. Wish I was kidding.
  9. 59 turkey dinners delivered to senior citizens. Only 4 answered the door naked. Overall a Thanksgiving success.
  10. http://twitpic.com/r05qs - It's not Thanksgiving until a superhero drops by to mash your potatoes.
  11. Rach sent me to the store for carrots & Jello. In the longest line. Pretty sure the entire population of Finland is smaller than this line.
  12. Mistakenly watched My Sister's Keeper. Hugely depressing. May need to rent a troupe of midget clowns and/or Kenny G to lift my spirits.
  13. Old Navy is opening at 3 am on Fri. At that ungodly hour they should be selling actual naval submarines that shrink the 1st time you wash em
  14. Ella asked "Daddy, why do you have so much fur on your arms?" like I'm Bigfoot....or Alec Baldwin.
  15. Ella: "Daddy, I don't want you to be a teacher today. I want you to be a doctor....or one of the Wiggles."
  16. http://twitpic.com/qmmp8 - Liam thought this was he & I. Thankfully I've never been in Fall Out Boy or been married to Ashlee Simpson.
  17. At the annual King family photo shoot for the Christmas card. Usually ends in tears & hot flashes. Pray for us.
  18. Apparently Ella's stopped to see me too many times at school because she's saying things like "Can you please zip up my pj's Mr. Ritchason"
  19. So Oprah's show is going off the air in 2011. The only people sad about this are Scientologist couch jumpers and crappy books.
  20. After a day of 20+ conferences my throat is shot and I can barely speak. I keep hoping the same thing will happen to Sarah Palin.