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MrPhotoSmash

  1. Read this #EarlyMorningMadness and grab a woman... Try not to bump into a ho.
  2. The major difference: a woman wears clothes to look good. A ho wears clothes to look like a woman... To bag any man. #EarlyMorningMadness
  3. This is crazy but: A woman always knows where her man is. A ho can always find him. Tell me I'm lying. #EarlyMorningMadness
  4. Hoes find Jesus in moments of convenience. Women simply follow. #EarlyMorningMadness
  5. A woman will fuck friends and not realize the connection. A ho will fuck friends because they're connected. #EarlyMorningMadness
  6. A woman will love you for life. A ho will love you till your friend pushes up. #EarlyMorningMadness
  7. A woman will wear a bathing suit to a pool party. A ho will wear one to any party. #EarlyMorningMadness
  8. A ho has no prerequisite for the panties. Women do. #EarlyMorningMadness
  9. A ho wants a Beyonce marriage. A woman would rather have her own. #EarlyMorningMadness
  10. A woman is proud of the man she has. A ho will try to see why. #EarlyMorningMadness
  11. A woman asks how you are. A ho asks how your friends are. #EarlyMorningMadness
  12. A woman makes it home after a night with the girls. A ho makes it to a house. #EarlyMorningMadness
  13. Women wear their size and attract men. Hoes wear smaller than their size to attract niggas. Don't be a nigga! #EarlyMorningMadness
  14. Women tell you they aren't interested. Hoes say they have a man. * that's a thinker * #EarlyMorningMadness
  15. Women have families, hoes have kids with confusion of who Daddy is. #EarlyMorningMadness
  16. Differences of women and hoes now on #EarlyMorningMadness
  17. Today, how to spot the differences between the women and hoes. Starting at 7:15. #EarlyMorningMadness
  18. Women don't like bullshit. The hoes make it easy though. No lie. #EarlyMorningMadness
  19. The only time a lady should have a bad taste in her mouth from a man is if she... You know >:) #EarlyMorningMadness
  20. Now fellas... Learn when no means no. You're hurting the "bagging pussy revolution" or the BPR. #EarlyMorningMadness