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  1. Thank you for following me! I have gone to a new happy place. http://bit.ly/OAfaC
  2. Yep. It's me.
  3. It's me or the Laptop. And I'm pretty sure it's me.
  4. Composing twhaiku.
  5. Flannel and goose down. Two sleeping legs underneath. The Patticus Pod.
  6. Morning slant of light. Coming through the window pane. Sunshine Patticus.
  7. A human lap without a cat is like a day without salmon.
  8. Wondering if my Valentine present will involve Salmon. I've been known to settle for Cornish Game Hen in dire circumstances.
  9. Will Sleep For Food.
  10. By absorbing mass quantities of heat from the fireplace now, I become a reliable heat source throughout the day. Solar Patticus.
  11. The Patticusian Academy of Relaxation and Comfort (PARC) begins its second semester today.
  12. Negotiating Second Breakfast.
  13. Bowling Pin Pose with Tongue Sticking Out is a variation of the pose, and not to be mocked with laughter.
  14. Bowling Pin Pose is one of the elemental poses in the Patticusian Yogic Tradition.
  15. Going out the front door and showing up at the back door twenty seconds later all morning long.
  16. Being a laptop. Patticus Pro.
  17. My own cable television show: The Human Whisperer.
  18. Delivered a stirring soliloquy to and from the vet this morning. Am now resting my vocal chords.
  19. I'm winning. 472 - 0.
  20. Playing Sparkle Ball with mom. Only I know the rules and the scoring process.