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  1. Just learn't how to play 'piano' on my chopsticks! 25 minutes ago from web
  2. @hilsbarker Watch out for the mini-bill...it's mini-daylight robbery! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to hilsbarker
  3. @chrisneill Do you have Cherubs serving you on marble roller blades? about 3 hours ago from web in reply to chrisneill
  4. @feebomon Welcome to Twitter. Wipe your feet. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to feebomon
  5. Carol Voderman is one the One Show, showing us her golden ratio! about 6 hours ago from web
  6. A pinch and a punch? When I was young it was a stab and a poison! about 16 hours ago from web
  7. I went into Rymans earlier and asked for A4. Turns out i sunk the Managers Battleship. Go fuck figure! 1:34 PM Nov 30th from web
  8. I remember when I was at school there was a kid who had a big nose and ginger hair...so we called him Sir Wanker-Fuck the 3rd. Happy days! 11:16 AM Nov 30th from web
  9. @BDLyle Cheers muchly and ta to you for RT 11:09 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to BDLyle
  10. Strapped for cash but wary of the consequences? Try a Loan Dolphin. 10:53 AM Nov 30th from web
  11. Last night I dreamt I was eating pillows and would you believe it...I awoke to find that I had killed 12 children. 2:45 AM Nov 30th from web
  12. Slept on a pie chart last night. Results as follows...99% Sleep. 1% Woke up and had a wee. Fascinating stuff. Will correlate into graph. 1:18 AM Nov 30th from web
  13. Thought for the day...they should put red carpets on diving boards. 10:28 AM Nov 29th from web
  14. Damn it!!! I've just found a soup in my hair! 10:20 AM Nov 29th from web
  15. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets. Top three words: word, japanese, translates - http://w33.us/ywq 6:34 AM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
  16. @michaellegge Why is this the last ever interview James, James? 5:53 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to michaellegge
  17. @MCabournSmith Oh also 'Who you gonna call? Those Bastards! #thingsithoughtwerephraseswhenyoung 10:09 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to MCabournSmith
  18. @michaellegge Start shooting now! 10:08 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to michaellegge
  19. @MCabournSmith #thingsithoughtwerephraseswhenyoung All Station (Alsatian) 10:07 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to MCabournSmith
  20. #365DaysofXmas On the 18th Day of Xmas my true love sent to me '18 Sailors sulking.' 9:12 AM Nov 27th from web
  • Name Paul Litchfield
  • Location London, UK
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  • Bio Thinks in Times New Roman but speaks in Helvetica.
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