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  1. You know I'd fight the planet if you asked. I will go all Wu Li on it.
  2. Why angry at the world and do you need me to punch the planet for you?
  3. You should say, "you collect stamps? Here's one" and then stomp on his foot.
  4. There is something very odd about winning tickets to a memorial. And even more odd: putting them on eBay.
  5. Sounds like a good lineup for you in Chicago. Hope you meet everyone on your list.
  6. Apparently the fire is out of control again according to the news. Lots of smoke when I left work.
  7. Walmart doesn't exactly scream "romance."
  8. No fiery rain of death for me.
  9. They cannot contain the fire and are worried it will spread to the ammonia tanks.
  10. No bacon smell. Being killed by bacon would be liked being killed by bunnies, sarcasm, robots, Glen Phillips or Testudo.
  11. The bacon factory is on fire and they are evacuating people within a mile. My work is 1.1. I like ammonia anyway.
  12. He was in no way kidding. My mom opted not to heed his request.
  13. My mom's boss wants my mom to ask my SIL to schedule the birth for a time it is convenient for him to let my mom take off.
  14. Stop trying to summon Captain Planet Steve.
  15. Someone remind me to make my movie when "Amelia" is out on DVD.
  16. It'll get better Steve, that's what my mom would say after she figured out "FML."
  17. We are all the centers of our universe. One persons complaints don't negate your right to your own.
  18. Thanks Steve. I know I do. I just can't wait for this day to end.
  19. I think this is the hardest days of all of them.
  20. Apparently the qualification I lacked for promotion was "look like Miss Teen USA."