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  1. You know I'd fight the planet if you asked. I will go all Wu Li on it.10:37 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
  2. Why angry at the world and do you need me to punch the planet for you?9:48 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
  3. You should say, "you collect stamps? Here's one" and then stomp on his foot.7:25 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
  4. There is something very odd about winning tickets to a memorial. And even more odd: putting them on eBay.5:40 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
  5. Sounds like a good lineup for you in Chicago. Hope you meet everyone on your list.5:29 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
  6. Apparently the fire is out of control again according to the news. Lots of smoke when I left work.2:12 PM Jul 6th from mobile web
  7. Walmart doesn't exactly scream "romance."2:08 PM Jul 6th from mobile web
  8. No fiery rain of death for me.12:25 PM Jul 6th from mobile web
  9. They cannot contain the fire and are worried it will spread to the ammonia tanks.10:10 AM Jul 6th from mobile web
  10. No bacon smell. Being killed by bacon would be liked being killed by bunnies, sarcasm, robots, Glen Phillips or Testudo.9:23 AM Jul 6th from mobile web
  11. The bacon factory is on fire and they are evacuating people within a mile. My work is 1.1. I like ammonia anyway.6:29 AM Jul 6th from mobile web
  12. He was in no way kidding. My mom opted not to heed his request.6:25 AM Jul 6th from mobile web
  13. My mom's boss wants my mom to ask my SIL to schedule the birth for a time it is convenient for him to let my mom take off.5:22 AM Jul 6th from mobile web
  14. Stop trying to summon Captain Planet Steve.4:27 PM Jul 4th from mobile web
  15. Someone remind me to make my movie when "Amelia" is out on DVD.9:34 PM Jul 3rd from mobile web
  16. It'll get better Steve, that's what my mom would say after she figured out "FML."2:20 PM Jul 2nd from mobile web
  17. We are all the centers of our universe. One persons complaints don't negate your right to your own.12:54 PM Jun 30th from mobile web
  18. Thanks Steve. I know I do. I just can't wait for this day to end.12:02 PM Jun 30th from mobile web
  19. I think this is the hardest days of all of them.10:33 AM Jun 30th from mobile web
  20. Apparently the qualification I lacked for promotion was "look like Miss Teen USA."6:26 AM Jun 30th from mobile web