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Why is it that, despite my advancing years, taking the car for an MOT still seems like a terribly grown up thing to do?10:57 AM Jul 8thfrom TweetDeck
It's properly caning it down in Walthamstow. As someone once said, 'the sky has given up being sky and decided to become sea.'6:09 AM Jul 8thfrom TweetDeck
Cost of MOT is gradually creeping up as more and more problems are found. What's a reasonable price to pay?5:30 AM Jul 8thfrom TweetDeck
Just got caught in an almighty downpour. Am currently sheltering in the Pakenham Arms.9:42 AM Jul 7thfrom TweetDeck
James May's stupid hair makes him look even more of a twat than he actually is. Which is quite a lot of a twat. The twat.12:26 PM Jul 4thfrom TweetDeck