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  1. What does feckless mean???
  2. Wow... @tlvsnjunkie just told me that he would divorce me if I weigh 280lbs. Gays are so superficial.
  3. Insurance companies using Twitter & Facebook to find ways to deny benefits. Forward this to your #diabetes friends. http://bit.ly/7XHdBo
  4. BTW: anyone looking to rent a 2 bedroom town home in South Phoenix? $900/month...and it's really nice too.
  5. The renters backed out...even after they signed a 1 year lease and paid the deposit.
  6. @PrissyCook ha!
  7. @PrissyCook what DID the girl snail say when the boy snail walked by?
  8. So bored and tired on the road. Can someone please tweet me a curt joke.
  9. My mom has always been bad at song lyrics...but "chesnuts roasting on an open SHORE". Come on!
  10. Stopped in Cabazon: http://twitpic.com/u73xw
  11. After telling a story my mom said, "I don't know if that was true, but that's what I remember." It runs in the family.
  12. XM radio is a god-send in a trip like this.
  13. Just ate b-fast in Quartsite. LA here we come.
  14. Awake at 4am on a Saturday. Going to drive to California for lunch, then head back. Am I crazy?
  15. @alexisannewall did you have to explain to children that their fish-feeding volunteer shift is canceled?? Oh crap.
  16. We got a fish for the Club. Had a naming contest. Had fish feeder volunteers. Kids loved him. He's a week old...and belly up.
  17. Moving really soon. We'll be out of here by the 26th. Whenever I move, I think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8FzGOOQNDY
  18. The Simpsons turns 20 today! Do you remember watching that first full-length Xmas special? http://bit.ly/6AjxMe
  19. Crap. Santa's borrowed suit is too small. Working on finding one we could borrow.
  20. Thanks to @tlvsnjunkie @cheapblueguitar and @piecesonnapkins for donating toys