MrMikeHulyk
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Isn't it funny how nervous actors get when you pay attention to them off stage?
6:47 PM Dec 24th
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It takes a talented girl to convince you she wants what you want. But it takes a skilled woman to convince you that you want what she wants.
6:46 PM Dec 24th
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Remember when love came first? Now we're lucky if it comes at all.
6:46 PM Dec 24th
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I'm not a genius. I'm just old for my age.
6:46 PM Dec 24th
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We could have art in the morning, romance in the afternoon, and smut before dinner.
8:51 PM Dec 23rd
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I'll show you yours if you show me mine.
5:17 PM Dec 23rd
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When will girls realize that they'll never find prince charming? The best they can hope for is someone who wants to be prince charming.
9:11 AM Dec 21st
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What was the point in Back to the Future? Don't fuck your mother.
3:01 AM Dec 12th
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I wish I were fatter. I'm sick of being on top.
3:01 AM Dec 12th
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I choose to believe she is incapable of doing anything evil.
9:06 AM Dec 7th
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Isn't it funny how 7am is always much closer than you want it to be?
11:07 PM Dec 4th
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Today's one of those days when time just keeps on going...
12:26 PM Dec 2nd
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If there's one thing humans do, it's adapt.
11:21 AM Dec 2nd
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I seen some crazy bendajos in my day, my friend. But to tell a woman the truth... You have more cajones than I.
4:41 PM Nov 28th
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I intend to live forever
. So far, so good.
12:09 PM Nov 28th
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I am nothing but flesh, a walking machine to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
12:08 PM Nov 28th
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Things are happening! Right now!
11:02 PM Nov 26th
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Let's all pretend the universe cares what our name is.
10:19 PM Nov 26th
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It's important to be able to say clever things.
10:14 AM Nov 20th
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I'm too insecure to date an actress.
1:54 AM Nov 20th
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