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  1. is, apparently, en route to the "mashed potato place." Should be interesting.
  2. @bacaorr - Thankfully, no, or I would've been deaf for Christmas.
  3. - The last thing that will put me in the Christmas spirit is Mariah Carey shrieking "Joy to the World."
  4. is like, "OMG, Avatar action figures in my Happy Meal!"
  5. IS PISSED THAT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS DETROYED THE HOMETREE!!!
  6. @tripodbella - Don't worry. She's probably some mangy, flea-ridden alley cat with four legs. In other words: boring. Silly name, too.
  7. has already heard the phrase "potato salad," like, twenty times and it's not even 9 a.m.
  8. is at Sound Lab mixing the new Wicked Tim jam. "Leather Forever," baby.
  9. @wmancke - No, but I remember having to go to Taylor Street Pharmacy to get INXS and REM tickets.
  10. - Today on The Columbia Beet: The Mercy Shot plays live. Plus a recap of this semester's performances. 3-6 pm on 90.5 FM.
  11. @magpienight - "You might want to wash this dress before you wear it. The prostitute that left it in my room didn't have the best hygiene."
  12. @magpienight - Girl, you know you'd see the biggest gift would be from me.
  13. @magpienight - Damn it! I already bought Dave's Christmas present, but I'll want a "Thank You for Being a Friend" for his b-day.
  14. @blebby42 - Well get to it, boss!
  15. - I really suck at wrapping presents.
  16. went buck wild up in Yankee Candle Company. I might eat the "Christmas Cupcake" one. NOM.
  17. @soundaslanguage - Great interview! And thanks for asking my silly question.
  18. enjoyed the hell out of Primer, though I had to Google an explanation. More proof excellent films can be made for $7000.
  19. @magpienight - Go, girl! You'll be the world's first cross-stitch billionaire. Great idea with the GG quotes. Glad your raking in the $.
  20. hates the hell out of show-offy DVD menus. I. Just. Want. To. Watch. The. Fucking. Movie.