MrMartinRose
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@ Try to space out those two episodes until 2014. You'll thank me later . . .
7:44 PM May 23rd
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I'm not dead, I'm gardening. Planted several humans in the backyard after all danger of spring frost is past . . . Pruning's a bitch.
4:53 PM Apr 4th
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In other news, I wrote an outline that didn't completely suck.
10:29 AM Mar 10th
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Dear U.S. Military, when you drop dummy bombs with phosphorous tracers over the tinder-dry NJ pinelands, you make us exceedingly nervous.
2:03 PM Feb 4th
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Happy Winter Solstice! Gather round the fire. Out of dark ages emerge great stories . . .
7:37 PM Dec 22nd, 2011
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Please, I beg of you. For your children. For posterity. For all of mankind. Let go of the adverbs. ALL OF THE ADVERBS.
6:25 PM Nov 3rd, 2011
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I think bigfoot stole my MP3 player. Last seen listening to "Born This Way" by Lady GaGa.
3:55 PM Nov 2nd, 2011
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Let us go then, you and I, with the evening spread out against the sky . . .
8:06 PM Oct 10th, 2011
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Oh tumblr. :D
8:04 PM Oct 10th, 2011
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Done writing, now begins a reading marathon and a review frenzy. Let's hope I make out alive.
2:40 PM Sep 13th, 2011
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@ Like a boss
11:37 AM Sep 4th, 2011
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@ Yup :D
11:34 AM Sep 4th, 2011
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@ Twice? The stamina! Some can't make it three . . . (insinuating tweet is insinuating)
11:24 AM Sep 4th, 2011
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@ ha! In that case, I think you got a bargain.
11:18 AM Sep 4th, 2011
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Conventions. I have neither money nor desire to attend one, but the juicy details everyone brings back makes up 4 it.
9:01 AM Sep 4th, 2011
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I have no cable. I have not had cable since I was 23. Best. F&^%$ing. Decision. Ever.
6:09 PM Aug 7th, 2011
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DON'T BUY THIS BOOK! David Boyer has stolen stories from John F.D. Taff, Joe Moe, myself and others!!!
7:22 AM Aug 5th, 2011
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More on David Boyer and his stolen goods at my blogspot. I give away a story for free to undercut Boyer:
6:58 AM Aug 6th, 2011
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Don't buy David Boyer's antho of stolen stories "Emails From The Wasteland": Spread the word, burn the plagiarist
6:56 AM Aug 6th, 2011
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We need to resurrect Teddy Roosevelt so he can ride into congress and whoop everyone's ass. Call it Operation Speak Soft w/ Big Stick.
6:39 PM Jul 28th, 2011
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- Name Martin Rose
- Location New Jersey
- Web http://www.martin...
- Bio Slushmaker. Free Defenestrations Offered.
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