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MrMartinRose

  1. @LucienneDiver Try to space out those two episodes until 2014. You'll thank me later . . .
  2. I'm not dead, I'm gardening. Planted several humans in the backyard after all danger of spring frost is past . . . Pruning's a bitch.
  3. In other news, I wrote an outline that didn't completely suck. #amazing #willneverhappenagain
  4. Dear U.S. Military, when you drop dummy bombs with phosphorous tracers over the tinder-dry NJ pinelands, you make us exceedingly nervous.
  5. Happy Winter Solstice! Gather round the fire. Out of dark ages emerge great stories . . .
  6. Please, I beg of you. For your children. For posterity. For all of mankind. Let go of the adverbs. ALL OF THE ADVERBS.
  7. I think bigfoot stole my MP3 player. Last seen listening to "Born This Way" by Lady GaGa.
  8. Let us go then, you and I, with the evening spread out against the sky . . .
  9. Oh tumblr. :D
  10. Done writing, now begins a reading marathon and a review frenzy. Let's hope I make out alive.
  11. @torimiko Like a boss
  12. @torimiko Yup :D
  13. @torimiko Twice? The stamina! Some can't make it three . . . (insinuating tweet is insinuating)
  14. @torimiko ha! In that case, I think you got a bargain.
  15. Conventions. I have neither money nor desire to attend one, but the juicy details everyone brings back makes up 4 it.
  16. I have no cable. I have not had cable since I was 23. Best. F&^%$ing. Decision. Ever.
  17. More on David Boyer and his stolen goods at my blogspot. I give away a story for free to undercut Boyer: tinyurl.com/3wrlmsg
  18. Don't buy David Boyer's antho of stolen stories "Emails From The Wasteland": tinyurl.com/4y735s5 Spread the word, burn the plagiarist
  19. We need to resurrect Teddy Roosevelt so he can ride into congress and whoop everyone's ass. Call it Operation Speak Soft w/ Big Stick.