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MrJeb

@SamMoo34 I remember I did this before and they based that film on it :/ but still, a trip through time and back would be a right laugh! about 4 hours ago via web in reply to SamMoo34
I've lost my mojo :( What if someone finds it and uses it to get sex? about 4 hours ago via web
@lilyrosecooper No! They are trying to say she'll fight the jubilee bacon. Big wrestling match twixt Maj and sow, innit. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to lilyrosecooper
@insideoutcast Jeff Lantern. From Kent. He's the one that used to work at the cake shop. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to insideoutcast
I beginning to believe I'm not going to reach 1000 followers today so I'm putting away the pigeon story. *closes drawer* *looks mournful* about 5 hours ago via web
@SamMoo34 Eey! Ta very much! about 5 hours ago via web in reply to SamMoo34
@SamMoo34 'ello! Is all good? Is it safe for me to go to the pub today? Don't want to run into the queen. She looks a bit mardy. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to SamMoo34
5 new followers who aren't bots! Eey! Take THAT Mr #92kfollowers !! 'ello, you lot :) about 5 hours ago via web
@ZombieKudos Excellent news! Has it stopped leaking sweet chilli sauce yet? I only ask 'cause I've just run out. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to ZombieKudos
@deathinthehalls It will be short but violent probably. One to remember for all of today! I have followed back and bugged your house too. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to deathinthehalls
@ZombieKudos Wotcha! How's the face? I paid a lot of money for that. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to ZombieKudos
P.S. This pigeon swears like a flippin' dirty sailors drain and punches dogs. about 6 hours ago via web
I only need 73 new followers to reach 1000! Help me to this quite high number today and I'll tell you a story about a pigeon I know. Pls RT! about 6 hours ago via web
prof_elemental @Adnams Sirs, May i direct you to my new single 'I'm British!' in which Adnams gets it's first hip hop shout out. youtube.com/watch?v=OgIxkK… about 7 hours ago via web Retweeted by MrJeb and 1 other
@TNLUK Bacon Facing, obviously. The idea is to put bacon on your face and cook it via getting very angry. Potentially fatal. #Instants about 6 hours ago via web in reply to TNLUK
@ohlittlecloud don't mind if I do! All the more for me :) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to ohlittlecloud
Horrorsc0pes #ARIES: You fail to win an argument with an absolute idiot today. Unfortunately, you're burdened with logic and the need to make sense. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MrJeb and 56 others
@ohlittlecloud I might take some just in case. Now... drinks! Will we need booze? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to ohlittlecloud
@Foodimentary I want to say "bagel" but then I'd spring the trap you've set I'd imagine! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Foodimentary
@ohlittlecloud Excellent news! Do I need to bring sandwiches or anything? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to ohlittlecloud

Name Jeb Bearstone
Location London
Web http://lostbearin...
Bio Verified Awesome. 'ello! I'm the bear, the legend, the pork pie eating champion of SE5. I'm flippin' great I am! Apart from Mondays I suppose. And other days.