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  1. Warwick RI mall is like a trip to the past. It looks like Rosedale in 1998.
  2. Marion Jones is going to play in the WNBA? That's kind of cool.
  3. I am thankful that "Fantastic Mr. Fox" exceeded my expectations.
  4. Lower case 'f' is the best cursive letter. No contest.
  5. I hurt myself climbing a tree. Worth it.
  6. It took a lot of practice, but I now have beautiful handwriting.
  7. I can't wait to ride the Northstar Commuter Rail!
  8. If I stretch my legs out in front of me while I'm sitting in the kitchen the radio goes out of tune.
  9. Got a hair cut and wore contacts to preschool this morning. One student said, "Look Mommy, we got a new teacher."
  10. Apparently there's no such thing as open enrollment in Dylan, TX.
  11. The only people who shop at Twin Cities Reptiles are nerds trash, and thugs. I guess I'm nerd.
  12. "Cougar Town" should be called "Unfit Mother Town"
  13. I can't believe NBC gave up its prime time programing for this awful Leno show!
  14. Watching "Mad Men" sometimes makes me wish there were more guys at work.
  15. Hey Saturday Night Live, you know how your sketches always have terrible endings? Check out Sesame Street, they seem to have it figured out.
  16. What a weird combination of jobs to highlight in the "When You Grow Up" song. Hair stylist, carpenter or astronaut. #Sesame Street
  17. This monster baseball school segment is a lot funnier than anything on Jay Leno's new show. #Sesame Street
  18. The Spanish lamb just ordered a baseball on a bun from a hotdog vendor. This is absurd. #Sesame Street
  19. Another mustache sketch? This is a weird trend, #Sesame Street.
  20. Some of the lyrics in "Bust a Move" shouldn't be sung by a high school teacher to his students. It's weird. #glee