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MrJLJ

  1. "Douple dip of Rocky Road. That's not what you asked for? You don't like it? TOO FUCKING BAD." - ice cream man who reads monthly job reports about 2 hours ago via Plume for Android
  2. You tell him. @genecoxrva "There's a cardinal that absolutely will not let me sit on the porch swing. Listen bird....I paid for that swing!” about 2 hours ago via Plume for Android
  3. Watch out children, I'm hitting up #FirstFridays tonight. Shit's gonna.get mighty ornery. about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android
  4. RT @KenJennings "I bet Siegfried and Roy hold each other real close during the "But the tigers come at night!" part of the Les Mis trailer.” about 17 hours ago via Plume for Android
  5. New life goal: write the scripts for porn movies. Porn's about to get a whole lot more concerned with the humanitarian crisis in Syria. about 17 hours ago via Plume for Android
  6. @boredextremely - Series 2 just wrapped up airing in the US. First episode is great, second is abysmal, third is very good but baffling. 11:04 AM May 24th via web in reply to boredextremely
  7. BBC's Sherlock is just preposterously cheeky. I like it, even though it has some obvious flaws. Best not to examine too closely. 5:20 PM May 23rd via web
  8. 7 shot after an NBA game. How long until someone turns this racist? World Net Daily, I'm looking at you. 10:25 AM May 22nd via web
  9. I recently watched Shanghai Noon and Shanghai Knights on USA at my Granny's house, and found them both surprisingly well-made comedies. 10:11 AM May 22nd via web
  10. @nathanrabin - And even then, the maxim still applies to Jimmy Carter and Ringo . 10:08 AM May 22nd via web in reply to nathanrabin
  11. "Whoah I had no idea Charlie Chaplin was such a pervy bastard" - guy who Wikipediaed Charlie Chaplin after watching Shanghai Knights on USA. 10:06 AM May 22nd via web
  12. "I refuse to eat there, y'know they created AIDS and crack cocaine to kill black people?" - hobo who gets Chick-fil-a and CIA confused. 10:49 AM May 21st via web
  13. Does it make me a cranky old man if I still don't understand why people are suddenly saying YOLO? 10:11 AM May 21st via web
  14. I just realized Florida has three NFL teams. The fuck? 6:47 PM May 20th via web
  15. #DanHarmonisCommunity ...This is the darkest timeline... 10:15 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
  16. @danharmon congrats on trending in the United States? Wish it were under better circumstances... 10:50 AM May 19th via web
  • Name Jimmie Lee Jarvis
  • Location Richmond, Virginia
  • Bio I watch a lot of TV shows, but only good ones. I watch a lot of movies, but that's about 50/50.
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