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MrHenriksen

Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off. 6:42 AM Mar 30th via web
Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you.. #ToThinkAbout 2:59 PM Mar 29th via web
We're never going to be as young as we are tonight 12:35 PM Mar 27th via web
Seldom Wrong, Never in Doubt 12:03 PM Mar 27th via web
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius 3:12 AM Mar 19th via web
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? #chocolate 4:35 AM Mar 15th via web
Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. 7:04 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via web
No, it wasn't my dyslexia... The elephant was unimportant, and therefore it was irrelephant. 9:38 AM Nov 11th, 2011 via web
Maybe I should spend a year dead for tax reasons? Could probably be very relaxing too... Hmmmmmmmm....... :) 9:03 AM Sep 29th, 2011 via web
What's the difference between Carlos Tévez and a tramp? £150k a week. What's the similarity? They both refuse to get off the bench. #Tévez 1:52 AM Sep 28th, 2011 via web
If I knew what it was I'm doing, it would not be called research, would it? 9:18 AM Sep 27th, 2011 via web
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. 3:03 AM Sep 27th, 2011 via web
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. 11:15 PM Sep 25th, 2011 via web
Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listen to pop music? 5:58 AM Sep 25th, 2011 via web
20 years, on the day today! #Nevermind #Nirvana 8:18 AM Sep 23rd, 2011 via web
eirikbergesen Dra til Riga for å spionere utenfor bordell eller dra dit for å spørre prostituert om hun ble pult? What would Jahn Otto Johansen do? #urix 4:07 AM Sep 23rd, 2011 via web Retweeted by MrHenriksen and 4 others
Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them... 6:29 AM Sep 23rd, 2011 via web
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero? 2:28 AM Sep 21st, 2011 via web
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. 8:42 AM Sep 15th, 2011 via web
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards, (like mine). My other friends, of course... Not you! ;) 3:10 AM Sep 14th, 2011 via web