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MrGarwood38

I now know why its so hard to be around my dad for so long. I am EXACTLY like him. I feel like he's copying me and its annoying. Ha #Family about 2 hours ago via web
cheyamlegend If you don't go crazy during Bohemian Rhapsody then you are no human. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MrGarwood38 and 1 other
It is funny to watch my dad try to cook in someone else's kitchen. The frustration he shows from not knowing where anything is is #Priceless about 7 hours ago via web
@RacheBailey Explosion in the Sky is always nice to run to! They make music like the Friday Night Lights theme song. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to RacheBailey
californiaprobs I just have to go to my backyard to have a great summer vacation #californiasolutions about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MrGarwood38 and 112 others
When someone says "Do your breast!" it means to do twice as much as your best. #FamilyMoments about 21 hours ago via Mobile Web
MensHumor Marijuana is the Bacon of plants. 12:30 PM May 30th via HootSuite Retweeted by MrGarwood38 and 3904 others
8_Semesters 9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook... When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers. 9:00 AM May 30th via Buffer Retweeted by MrGarwood38 and 664 others
Sometimes we're interested, just not interested enough. 8:58 AM May 30th via web
4 hour car ride with my dad. Please let both of our patience be prime today. #FamilyForeverThough 8:54 AM May 30th via web
carolina_cruuz Its a John Mayer kind of day :) 8:48 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by MrGarwood38 and 1 other
One drink to remember and one more to forget. 8:51 AM May 30th via web
NessaBri Sure I'm only a few years out of the dating game, but damn, this shit is wwwweird. I don't remember how to talk to someone haha 9:44 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by MrGarwood38
ALL GONE. #WhatANight 8:57 AM May 29th via web
#MemorialDay2012 with a great group of friends #WINNING twitter.com/MrGarwood38/st… 3:56 PM May 28th via web
Damn people can be really rude sometimes. #TwoMiddleFingersUp 2:10 PM May 28th via web
@carolinefred Camping..? 5:26 AM May 28th via web in reply to carolinefred
Apple Jacks mixed with Cherrios. #LivingOnTheEdge #Delicious 10:09 PM May 27th via web
@RacheBailey @jwlemere @carolinefred Go up the evening of the 6th till the 8th. I have work at 6AM on the 9th. I will battle it for you all! 10:01 PM May 27th via web in reply to RacheBailey
@RacheBailey I too possess the same problem. Parents will be parents. Camping maybe in two weeks though! I talked to @jwlemere today! 9:46 PM May 27th via web in reply to RacheBailey