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@rstevens it sounds like onomatopoeia to me. Or the Yiddish word for “jumping around like a jackrabbit on speed.” about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to rstevens
For my Farmer's Market friends, the bag you didn't know you needed. pulse.me/s/9OhKh about 12 hours ago via Pulse News
@rstevens also, Sheboygan? How can a place with that kind of name not be interesting? (hint: i’ve been there. It’s not interesting) about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to rstevens
@rstevens beer, cheese, brats, and one of the best road racing courses in the world. What’s not to like? about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to rstevens
Summer is here! — Drinking an Oberon Ale by @BellsBrewery — untp.it/KsRi6p 1:59 PM May 30th via Untappd
@spillicus @costhaus @whgwjr yeah, I don’t really listen to much new stuff, but I’m trying. 8:23 AM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to spillicus
A blast from the past. — Drinking a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager by Desnoes & Geddes Ltd — untp.it/JJhz2G 3:19 PM May 28th via Untappd
Not a fan. Hard to describe the meh-ness. Almost sour like Bell's Oarsman, but not as... (Newcastle Summer Ale) untp.it/KWSnAy 2:49 PM May 28th via Untappd
Drinking a Somersault by @newbelgium — untp.it/K7DQHb 2:15 PM May 28th via Untappd
Sprinklin' the chilluns on a hot day. — Drinking a Somersault by @newbelgium — untp.it/K7Azb0 1:51 PM May 28th via Untappd
@costhaus @spillicus @whgwjr nice. I don’t get HDNet anymore. Stupid @DirecTV 8:22 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to costhaus
@neilhimself flew through MPS yesterday and was grateful for the kids’ play area. Also, random Charles Schultz tribute? 6:20 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to neilhimself
@drewmagary especially with your baby-swaddling skills, amiright? 6:16 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to drewmagary
That's a big beer. — Drinking a Coors Original by Coors Brewing Company — untp.it/LvyeRL #photo 5:59 PM May 27th via Untappd
Upon landing at LAX, the sleeping continued. instagr.am/p/LHIUlSKjjD/ 6:20 PM May 26th via Instagram
A question for the ages: RT @nerdist: Interesting Weeping Angel/Silence philosophical question --> imgur.com/q8o77 5:36 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
At 20,000 feet! Thanks, Dad! — Drinking a Blue Moon Belgian White by Coors Brewing Company — untp.it/Lo6wK4 1:35 PM May 26th via Untappd
Drinking a Fire Rock by @KonaBrewingCo @ Honu Pool Bar & Grill — untp.it/LpgHuu 8:28 PM May 25th via Untappd
An even more tired water buffalo. instagr.am/p/LEwE5-qjsM/ 8:09 PM May 25th via Instagram
A tired water buffalo. instagr.am/p/LEv4oPqjsK/ 8:08 PM May 25th via Instagram

Name Joshua Metz
Location Virginia
Web http://mrfifsplac...
Bio I read, I pretend to write, I edit, I play, I father children. I will continue to do all but one of those things.