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  1. Oh and @aboutdignity can fuck right off. Cunt. 22 minutes ago from mobile web
  2. We had to watch a video about Dignity today, but the daft wee lassie put the DVD in the machine upside down. 27 minutes ago from mobile web
  3. @therealfracas Heh. Three boobs. Cool! about 1 hour ago from mobile web
  4. Happy birthday @misstickle! about 9 hours ago from mobile web
  5. Princes St is open so traffic flow will be smoother, right? Wrong, sigh. about 9 hours ago from mobile web
  6. @McCall49 Hiya! Glad to be going back to work? about 9 hours ago from mobile web
  7. @Sianz You should write a blog about life without the internets - no, wait... about 9 hours ago from mobile web
  8. Wonder if I can persuade Mrs F to record Lorraine Kelly today - see @rustyrockets for why ;-) about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  9. Night tweeps! about 17 hours ago from mobile web
  10. Peter André is very articulate. Wonder if he's got his own lorry? #xtrafactor about 20 hours ago from mobile web
  11. Simon said it all: "loser". #xfactor about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  12. JJ sounds more like MJ than Michael. #justsayin #xfactor about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  13. At least Lady Gaga didn't get her cock out. #xfactor about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  14. @Boogieforth1 Congratulations! about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  15. .@thorney88 If she does get them out, I'll have to gouge my eyes out with a fork. #xfactor about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  16. Wonder if Janet will get her tits out. Again. #xfactor about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  17. At least I have chicken! (Via Leeroy Jenkins) #WoW about 22 hours ago from mobile web
  18. If you had to prove you'd been to church before they let you buy Xmas presents, how many ppl would fake it? 8:26 AM Dec 6th from mobile web
  19. @mrboffly THAT random CAPS thing gets PRETTY tired pretty FAST innit? 8:23 AM Dec 6th from mobile web
  20. Gino off #imasleb has been arrested for cruelty after killing & cooking a rat. Shouldn't all the slebs be charged with eating the evidence? 8:15 AM Dec 6th from mobile web