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  1. Oh and @aboutdignity can fuck right off. Cunt.
  2. We had to watch a video about Dignity today, but the daft wee lassie put the DVD in the machine upside down.
  3. @therealfracas Heh. Three boobs. Cool!
  4. Happy birthday @misstickle!
  5. Princes St is open so traffic flow will be smoother, right? Wrong, sigh.
  6. @McCall49 Hiya! Glad to be going back to work?
  7. @Sianz You should write a blog about life without the internets - no, wait...
  8. Wonder if I can persuade Mrs F to record Lorraine Kelly today - see @rustyrockets for why ;-)
  9. Night tweeps!
  10. Peter André is very articulate. Wonder if he's got his own lorry? #xtrafactor
  11. Simon said it all: "loser". #xfactor
  12. JJ sounds more like MJ than Michael. #justsayin #xfactor
  13. At least Lady Gaga didn't get her cock out. #xfactor
  14. @Boogieforth1 Congratulations!
  15. .@thorney88 If she does get them out, I'll have to gouge my eyes out with a fork. #xfactor
  16. Wonder if Janet will get her tits out. Again. #xfactor
  17. At least I have chicken! (Via Leeroy Jenkins) #WoW
  18. If you had to prove you'd been to church before they let you buy Xmas presents, how many ppl would fake it?
  19. @mrboffly THAT random CAPS thing gets PRETTY tired pretty FAST innit?
  20. Gino off #imasleb has been arrested for cruelty after killing & cooking a rat. Shouldn't all the slebs be charged with eating the evidence?