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MrEggsalad

If you are afraid to dream and try, then you will forever be stuck in mediocrity. 12:52 PM May 22nd via Microsoft
@brock_aholic Do it. If you hate it, cut it back off. Easy. #snipsnip 1:48 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to brock_aholic
@brock_aholic At UC just go up a few stairs. They can't get you then. Either they are unable to climb stairs or are stuck on a Segway. 7:17 AM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to brock_aholic
@davux Or did you resolve your COM problem by adding a little MSHTML? Think about it. >.> 2:30 PM Apr 26th via TweetDeck in reply to davux
My stats class said there were 24 letters in the alphabet. It wasn't just 1 person either, there was a large agreement. This is scaring me. 5:48 AM Apr 23rd via TweetDeck
@DanielsHall I wake up this morning and both of my bathroom doors are locked. WTF? This about the 3rd-4th time. Not an awesome hall at all. 4:38 AM Apr 23rd via web
How to determine the #quality of your #stats book: Does question 7.5 come before 7.16? If so, you may have a poor quality book! 4:47 AM Apr 11th via TweetDeck
Amazing, it's been two weeks and going to class I rarely ever saw anyone else. It's like people decided to start attending class again. 5:07 AM Apr 9th via TweetDeck
Just passed a car that was running yet no owner was near. #thanksforthecar 12:43 PM Apr 4th via Microsoft
@TheRealRobBreen Yeah, great stuff. Even better when you are out West. 3:43 PM Mar 29th via TweetDeck in reply to TheRealRobBreen
Sponges: The exception that proves the rule. #animals #evolution 5:30 AM Mar 28th via TweetDeck
Connect to #Skype on #Win8 via #Trillian by finding "skypekit.exe" and setting it to run in Compatibility Mode for Windows 7. #fyi 6:09 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck
@brock_aholic Looks like based on the placement they have to still look up to the UC name anyway >.> 7:45 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck in reply to brock_aholic
The end of the quarter is always #awesome with people #complaining about work they should have done earlier while I sit back and #relax. 8:16 AM Mar 7th via TweetDeck
@TheRealRobBreen It's quite speedy and my battery life increased by 1-2 hours. 5:51 PM Mar 6th via Microsoft in reply to TheRealRobBreen
Wow, I'm sitting in a room using Windows 8 while the computers here have XP. There is a gap of almost 12 years in computing technology. #wow 5:37 PM Mar 6th via TweetDeck
#Observation : People are very bored and have nothing to do outside class, but as soon as in class they are given a computer, so productive! 5:00 PM Mar 6th via TweetDeck
Oh yeah, I get two weeks of Spring Break as I only have two finals, and both are online! :D #awesome 4:56 PM Mar 6th via TweetDeck
Upgrading to Win 8, woo :D 12:39 PM Feb 29th via Microsoft
Person next to me: "Can you select multiple files on a PC?" Me: "Yeah, can you cut and paste a file? Nope." #win 7:50 AM Feb 27th via TweetDeck

Name Alan Cone
Location Ohio, USA
Bio Neuroscience Lab Researcher and also a Research Assistant in a Biology Lab at University of Cincinnati. I attend classes as well.