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MrDavidGordon

  1. Googling "Spider bite" doesn't do me any good in trying to figure out what this pimple is on my neck. #ineverdidlikeraisins
  2. @franklinshepard I'm not familiar with Bat Boy. That's funny.
  3. @BryanDisagrees Conjoined is the politically correct term.
  4. @LibbyServais Well thats always good!
  5. @Scamandalous My Death Row meal is a jar of peanut butter and a spoon.
  6. A South Korean musical about Helen Keller that at 7 mins in, starts using "Legally Blonde" from LB the musical. Watch. youtube.com/watch?v=oUW4Ss…
  7. I dunno, hungry as I've been, human flesh has never satiated my cravings. Maybe it's me.
  8. @Elder_Greene forgot it's an auction I thought it was an estate sale
  9. @Elder_Greene @mrtylermartins I'd throw in $50
  10. Messages to Nick Jones from fans on the door of the Hirschfeld. twitter.com/MrDavidGordon/…
  11. @HESherman Oh only about 400.
  12. Best thing I've ever been asked at Chase bank: "Lollipop for you?"
  13. I've told multiple theater people that my Commencement ceremony yesterday was 90 minutes (with no intermission). #theaterislife
  14. @LibbyServais Sounds like something straight out of Bombshell: The Marilyn Monroe Musical