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  1. Are people who choose to use pencils finer than 2H probably sex offenders? #PSQA
  2. is this thing working? #PSQA
  3. @DanClews Hello, I'm following you because Henrik suggests it should be so, good luck with the album!
  4. Flexing my guns, listening to my tunes.
  5. The news readers made me want to cry. #CIN
  6. @H3nrik Hen you rocked. Were you plugged in though? Were they? Big love, Russell
  7. @Beth_Marie Hope you are doing well. Hospitals get very tiresome. My lady and I are expecting too. (24th Nov) Good Luck (russell mulligan
  8. @jemimakiss thanks for discussing my IP probs. IP lawyers are going to say you need to pay an IP Lawyer though aren't they...
  9. #Twidiom - n. Making a new language by just putting 'twi' in front of everything and going on and on and on about twitter... #fucking idiots
  10. #Sexual Twintercourse - n. checking your mobile device for updates during the act of love making.
  11. #Tweeting disorder - noun. An over indulgence of Twitter that leads to weight loss, muscle wastage and ultimately brain death.
  12. Two linked loiterers, wan, downcast; some heavy thought constrained each face and blinded them to time and place. #Hardy #poem
  13. @bandofhorses you guys were following me first!? I fucking love you guys Is There A Ghost is one of my all time favourite songs! : )BIG LOVE
  14. If I don't say anything my followers increase... When I tweet they decrease. I think I'll write a twitter called its a funny old world.
  15. Paradox: Banks pay high bonuses to ensure they keep the staff responsible for the problem. If it wasn't tax payers money I'd laugh.
  16. Is anyone else getting a maintenance message on the Playstation Network? #Playstation Network #is down
  17. I didn't know Gordon Brown can only see out of one eye! Right now we need a Prime Minister who can keep both eyes on the economy.
  18. Like to apologise to the coastguards; I was in fact just waving, not drowning, but I understand how it must have looked from the shore. x
  19. While rain, with eve in partnership, descended slowly, drip, drip, drip, beyond the last lone lamp I passed. #Hardy
  20. Why am I humming the Eagles Desperado? Jeebus first the snow and now this.