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MrCraigBierko

  1. I think John Edwards may have used one of the two Americas to get himself off in the other. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. @davidyazbek I know it's painful but it's always darkest before the shlong! Keep dragging, cock-tied pessimist! about 7 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to DavidYazbek
  3. RT @reuters: Edwards jury reaches verdict on only 1 of 6 counts reut.rs/KO0fGa about 7 hours ago via Mobile Web
  4. Check out The Monkees ‘Headquarters’ Turns 45 Years Old: ultimateclassicrock.com/the-monkees-he… about 10 hours ago via Tweet Button
  5. @warrenfahy Thanks, Warren. Appreciate your kind words. about 19 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to WarrenFahy
  6. OperationSAFE » Donate to Support Ongoing Tsunami Recovery in Japan bit.ly/L4m1YK #DT @operationSAFE about 22 hours ago via JustCoz
  7. @texdon09 appreciated, thank you 5:36 PM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to texdon09
  8. One of my favorite half human creatures: @bobbyllew shows you a Home of the Future | Fully Charged: youtu.be/5KfHatr8r8Y via @youtube 3:50 PM May 30th via Tweet Button
  9. BPDog: underrated rapper RT @Andy_Richter: I told them not to but they "fragranced" my car. I think they used "BabyPowdered Dog" #cuddlyrap 2:51 PM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. Lend us your voice to help children recover from trauma ~ donate a tweet a day! JustCoz.org/operationSAFE #DT @operationSAFE 2:39 PM May 30th via JustCoz
  11. @PeterScolari thanks for following the real me. As a gesture of reciprocity I am now following @peterfauxlari 12:58 PM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to PeterScolari
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  13. Trusted confidant . @JoshMalina: Tony nominee . RT @MrCraigBierko: Theater type @JoshMalina: Bastard RT @MrCraigBierko: whore. @Josh: check! 10:38 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
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  15. Theater type @joshmalina: Bastard. RT @MrCraigBierko: whore. @Josh: check out my friend's sandwiches at @sandwichspotsm! 10:13 AM May 30th via Mobile Web
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  17. @bobbyllew Who are these people? @RedDwarfHQ: #RedDwarf series II. ow.ly/aYLQt 10:07 AM May 30th via Mobile Web
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