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@SamZzz invite us we like parties. And waving. about 12 hours ago from txt
@Markolm_X Mine too, sir. Mine too. about 13 hours ago from txt
@Yaguari It is spinach yogurt salad, which can also be prepared as a dip. about 13 hours ago from web
@Markolm_X My first thought was, "Why did Sco change his pic to one of Jamie Hyneman?" Then I realized. My bad. about 13 hours ago from web
I am thankful for so many things this year, it may require a blog. We'll see. #hoodiemafia about 14 hours ago from web
@Markolm_X Iggy not a bitch. Not at all. But his character in that fuckball Crow movie? Bitchity bitch bitch. about 14 hours ago from web
@LadyIce_71 Which neighbor? about 16 hours ago from txt
@Bethy___Boo @Miliat Quickly, girls! To the slashfic machine! about 17 hours ago from txt
@Bethy___Boo @Markolm_X City of Angels WAS that bad, Iggy or not. Ig went out like a bitch in that movie. about 18 hours ago from txt
@Bethy___Boo There have been six Bonds. Seven, counting David Niven. #justsayin about 19 hours ago from txt
@Miliat Who's playing Marcia the Maneater? #wheresyourgodnow about 20 hours ago from txt
@SamZzz The fact that you're showing up in her dreams at all is bothersome. about 20 hours ago from txt
@Jimhemming Most folks just flip me off. Not so much a wave. about 23 hours ago from txt
@Miliat Co-dependency is the best alarm clock. about 24 hours ago from txt
I have never been this late for work. Ever. I blame @amandapalmer and her incessant rocking. about 24 hours ago from txt
@Miliat Thanks, Mom. about 24 hours ago from txt
@LadyIce_71 i am exhausted, but on my way 4:53 AM Nov 23rd from txt
Flex time is yay. 4:38 AM Nov 23rd from txt
So I meet @amandapalmer and I babble like a moron. "We're the Cootie Family." Fucking hell. #AFP 9:33 PM Nov 22nd from txt
Post show hipsters are so cute when they're tired. 9:20 PM Nov 22nd from txt

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Name jeff martin
Location Northeast Knox County
Web http://barbelith7...
Bio You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me, Dottie.

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