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MrCoffeeSays

Michael Phelps got nothing on The Jewish Olympic swimmer. twitter.com/MrCoffeeSays/s… about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Stare at this picture carefully and you will see this man turn his face. twitter.com/MrCoffeeSays/s… about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@CRWNN7 LMAO. True. I can see that happening. 6:25 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CRWNN7
@CRWNN7 How come you have shades on and Lil Riley doesn't? 6:23 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Vaginas... SMH! 7:24 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Email from dating site"We've received complaints from horny female members b/c they're not receiving replies 2messages they're sending 2u";) 8:18 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
YAY!! Weaver! 6:16 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Pretty sure I just saw a white guy score a basket for the celtics. 5:57 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
#FunFact: I can make a free throw in my sleep. 5:48 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
GetUrOwnCoffee Cooking tip ~ If you leave raw chicken in the fridge long enough you can throw it in the trash. 5:29 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by MrCoffeeSays and 28 others
Bonus?!? You don't even know us! 4:32 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
“@coketweet: Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.” ...Says the person who's ugly and is hurting. 4:12 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
I'm gonna name my first child Newt and just feed him pizza rolls. 4:08 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@OhioGirlinATL yeah but what about pizza rolls? 3:58 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OhioGirlinATL
12 pizza rolls is a dozen. 3:57 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Pizza rolls remind me of when I used to get high. Whoa, it feels like it was moments ago. 3:52 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
I signed up for a Gold's Gym membership today but instead of actually going, I decided to eat pizza rolls instead. 3:46 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@__Efren well duh, spelling is serious dude. 3:41 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to __Efren
I love to hump the mailbox in front of the neighbors. 3:40 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Today's color alert: Red White & Blue. Happy Memorial Day! 2:04 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Mr Coffee
Location God's Country, Columbia SC
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Bio If I were a genie & a smart-ass wished for 100 more wishes, I'd turn him into a duck & say I misheard him. It's tough to argue when all you can say is QUACK