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MrCCMiller

  1. @jimwolffman Tiff says she doesn't like yours, either, Jim. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to jimwolffman
  2. A nice public sector worker with a big set of keys could soon be handling all your door-opening requirements. Andy. twitter.com/MrCCMiller/sta… about 11 hours ago via web
  3. I won't believe #Coulson's planning to fight the perjury allegations until I've heard him deny that he will under oath. about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. Few people survive steamroller accidents. But my old flatmate did. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. No naked flames. Is that for health & safety reasons? Or because of prudishness? about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. Schadenfreude would be the perfect word to use re #Coulson's arrest if it also had a suggestion of gleeful dancing in carpet slippers. 2:32 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  7. @mikecoulter @carolcoulter Unc, can't help but feel you missed a two-birds-with-one-stone opportunity there. twitter.com/mikecoulter/st… 1:23 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to mikecoulter
  8. *Whimpers* RT @nevstokes Anybody know, has Chrome recently started requiring P3P headers for setting cookies in a cross-domain iframe? 3:54 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
  9. Happy anniversary, @mikecoulter and @carolcoulter! In 2022, you'll be eligible for the book I gave M&D on their 30th. amzn.to/KHjOQK 3:21 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
  10. @EvenFlowDave Alas, no. I was firm, but polite. Didn't even have to threaten to set the toddler on them. 3:11 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to EvenFlowDave
  11. Disappointingly meek response from the Jehovah's Witnesses just now. Had rather hoped for a violent struggle to shut my front door. 2:35 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
  12. That masthead: it looks like an eagle, but it's got to be an onion. Doesn't it? ind.pn/KH7lMQ 2:13 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
  13. Am sipping a Moment of Calm infusion from Twinings when I should be knocking back pints of Don't You Dare @!?$ing Fall Asleep espresso. 5:03 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  14. And the number of rats' arses given about this dips below one. bbc.in/LbQW1E 1:02 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  15. I assume everyone else is feeling the heat as well. I'm *far* too young for a menopausal hot flush. 8:41 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  16. @davetrott Ha! 2:11 AM May 29th via web in reply to davetrott
  17. @davetrott Tommy Copper, Dave? Sounds more like a man in the fuzz than the man with the fez. 1:52 AM May 29th via web in reply to davetrott