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  1. I'm at Heathrow. My dad is shameless. In the security queue he saw an unopened bottle of water on the floor, picked it up & drank it.
  2. Massive MASSIVE hangover. My old man's car is broke. He just turned up in a Merc with a TV in it (?) http://twitpic.com/r5f6w
  3. Me and a waitress from Thai Silk got 100 on the karaoke for 'Because I got high'. No one saw. Depressing.
  4. You've lost that lovin feeling with @sexteta. At least that's what his bird said. http://twitpic.com/r1i9x
  5. http://twitpic.com/r08qt - Taking that photo was the nerdiest moment ever. Me, @IainOneil & @PaulDominguez all shouted in tandem "TWITPIC!"
  6. The pot of gold is at Ludgate House. What a rainbow. http://twitpic.com/r08qt
  7. It drives me mad when you hear an @ToddEdwards3000 tune and go "I swear I got that one" but have no bloody idea of the name of it.
  8. Raided an old hard drive the other day & found an old promo mix. Riddos from @mjcole, @mistydubs, @OneDarkMartian http://bit.ly/5E5QGj
  9. Modern Warfare 2 is just too much for some... http://bit.ly/8KIDiQ (absolute mentalist)
  10. I should be worried that my holiday checklist includes "MAMP" and "Drupal + plugins and themes". What a loser.
  11. @boobaloon3 You don't have to apologise. I know why you did it. I'm genuinely impressed.
  12. @boobaloon3 I mean the mass production of "current event meem" t-shirts and then Twitter bombardment. Good luck to you.
  13. @boobaloon3 Absolutely genius. Not your actual t-shirts, but your approach. You must make a fortune.
  14. The doctor told me off for sticking things in my ear. Apparently they're self cleaning and cotton buds are a no-no.
  15. @MrQwest Chip-oat-ley. And for blood stains in your pants get yourself some ChipotlAway http://bit.ly/78XcWF
  16. Got an ear infection (just before I holiday!). Think it was due to the me pressing the work phone into my ear on a conference call on Monday
  17. Mum just shouted 'Stacy to win!' when discussing X-Factor. I showed her @MattEdmondson's comparison to Roland Rat. She said 'that's cruel!'
  18. RT @rolyhamroll: RT @TheFatJew: Obama looking like he's getting a blowjob from a child and laughing hysterically. http://yfrog.com/iyoba ...
  19. Waddaya know... I tweet the word Viagra and suddenly "Generic Viagra is now following your tweets". EL OH EL RAWFUL. *sigh....*
  20. Anyone else bored of seeing "I got ripped in 4 weeks" and "The housewives secret to white teeth" ads? It's like the new Viagra...