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  1. For those of you who haven't seen "The Road", make sure you stay until the end of the credits to see the hillarious bloopers. 1:47 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  2. Just learned the correct way to compliment a snake on the size of his penis is to say Oh, is it Take Your Child to Work Day? #themoreyouknow 3:09 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  3. James Wood impales the cliche: http://bit.ly/549LbA Related [self-promotional] Auster-bashing: http://bit.ly/5sgPoB 11:41 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  4. ul of wit." 9:59 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. This is some good advice that I just read in "Hamlet" by William Shakespeare (duh) and particularly relevant for Twitter: "Brevity is the so 9:58 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. DARK TOWER, YOU GUYS: http://www.hotflashgames.co... 5:00 PM Nov 13th from web
  7. Christian Swinehart's CYOA visualizations/animations/big long essay. Edward Packard is one of the Old Gods: http://samizdat.cc/cyoa/#/_ 1:52 PM Nov 13th from web
  8. The dogs, sure, but oh man, the one at the bottom with the kids? OOPS THERE GOES MY IRONY. http://bit.ly/WDHKC 1:47 PM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  9. EVERYONE: Wow, that month went fast. RT @MrBikferd: PATRICK: New post on rec.bee: http://bit.ly/3ThH8K 11:07 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  10. PATRICK: New post on rec.bee: http://bit.ly/3ThH8K 11:05 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  11. I've been burping a LOT today. I may be going through "The Change". 4:25 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  12. Just pulled a sweatshirt out of the dryer and put it on. RECOMMENDED. WOULD DO BUSINESS AGAIN. 1:24 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  13. something something Michelle Pfheifer #cowfilms 7:40 AM Nov 4th from web
  14. Sleepless in Secattle #cowfilms 7:33 AM Nov 4th from web
  15. Ugh, this song still kills me. Go ahead and unfollow due to I have been killed. http://bit.ly/ZwP9w 2:40 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  16. Every year around this time when I'm raiding my kids' Halloween candy I have to acknowledge that there are people in 2009 still buying Rolos 11:42 AM Nov 3rd from web
  17. @Genny_Spencer pics or it didn't happen 8:37 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to Genny_Spencer
  18. Chris Ware, Unmasked: just the COVER is mindexploding. Then it takes the mindpieces & explodes THOSE (like in Asteroids) http://bit.ly/gppmZ 2:49 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  19. @mindykaling "From Down to Brown", "From Fail to Yale", "From 'Fart-Mouth' to Dartmouth", "From..." (gunshot) 11:36 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck in reply to mindykaling
  20. ♫ MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA♪ oh sorry I didn't see you standing there 10:10 AM Oct 24th from TweetDeck