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MrBikferd

  1. @lizzzing I lived there for two weeks in corporate housing, which is everything you need to know about that area about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lizzzing
  2. @thisjoeiknow Forwarding this to Yahoo Answers about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thisjoeiknow
  3. @maisonaise Excuse me, I think you dropped this? twitter.com/MrBikferd/stat… about 7 hours ago via web in reply to maisonaise
  4. @maxsilvestri Right, there's no way he knows all the words to the "pilgrim's feet" verse about 7 hours ago via web in reply to maxsilvestri
  5. @Chris_Trash buuuuuuut then what? Do we each go up with a Tight Five? about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Chris_Trash
  6. @KiriMack IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME only it involved Eartha Kitt about 24 hours ago via web in reply to KiriMack
  7. @dresdencodak It's in 3D so his prison number will be 6121803. Did I do it? Was I the first one to make that joke? about 24 hours ago via web in reply to dresdencodak
  8. @KiriMack If you say this two more times, Isaac Mizrahi will appear about 24 hours ago via web in reply to KiriMack
  9. If you haven't seen the end of Lost, it turns out the whole time they were in the Men's Rights Subreddit about 24 hours ago via web
  10. @hodgman There are almost as many buttons on the remote as there are on the laptop. Could you ask @letsgetshort how he doesn't get confused? about 24 hours ago via web in reply to hodgman
  11. Do they still make Freshen Up gum? I want to freak out some kids about 24 hours ago via web
  12. @Chris_Trash How would this work? Like The Moth, only just us talking and mostly about our dads? about 24 hours ago via web in reply to Chris_Trash
  13. "Uh oh, Zeitoun." - me, every two pages of 'Zeitoun' #zeitoun 7:14 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @notveryraven Booooo! More Prom Tweets! 5:27 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to notveryraven
  15. @Chris_Trash Some NY Monsters are discussing possibly hanging out, making me feel inadequate. Chicago Monsters ASSEMBLE! 11:27 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @lizzzing @gangybluth @pir8munky @bryanerik @myfakeironlung :( 11:19 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lizzzing
  17. @letsgetshort I haven't seen a pencil in about five years! Who still uses those fucking things? mnftiu.cc/2002/11/26/fil… 11:17 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to letsgetshort
  18. Here is a transcript of an SNL sketch from November 2001 that I think about all the time. snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01fwarparty… 8:54 PM May 29th via web
  19. Hack the Cover — by Craig Mod craigmod.com/journal/hack_t… 3:27 PM May 29th via Tweet Button
  20. @lizzzing cool wallet 1:40 PM May 29th via web in reply to lizzzing