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MrAndyParsons

  1. When is somebody going to say "No - you're fired", storm out, book their own taxi & slag him off on way home @bbcapprentice #theapprentice 2:01 PM May 16th via web
  2. @bbcapprentice I'd like to see Lord Sugar's secretary get a chance to become his Apprentice. Not just tantalising glimpses! #theapprentice 1:56 PM May 16th via web
  3. The real RickyMartin will be wondering why he's currently trending worldwide. And to find out he's a wrestler @bbcapprentice #theapprentice 1:44 PM May 16th via web
  4. Oozing luxury with every pour! An analogy with perspiration. Not only can you drink champagne. You can sweat it @bbcapprentice #apprentice 1:27 PM May 16th via web
  5. Stephen no longer wearing anti-snoring device. Shame #apprentice 1:05 PM May 16th via web
  6. Sparkling wine is tonight's Apprentice. How about watching it like Withnail and I? - every time they drink, you drink #theapprentice 12:52 PM May 16th via web
  7. @Isabella_trix Happy Birthday! 12:42 PM May 16th via web in reply to Isabella_trix
  8. @mjemson Memory like a goldfish! 12:41 PM May 16th via web in reply to mjemson
  9. @ianmodmoore I know he likes your chutney but there is no need to speak with it in his mouth 12:38 PM May 16th via web in reply to ianmodmoore
  10. Looks like Greece may default on the Euro. Got mixed feelings. Still got drachma from ten years ago #andpesetasandlira 4:18 AM May 13th via web
  11. @JohnBraysen No. Bastards! But there may be an occasional podcast. 4:13 AM May 13th via web in reply to JohnBraysen
  12. @PhilWilliams Is it Sergio or Conchiglia or Bellaria?! 1:31 AM May 8th via web
  13. @russell_kane @gregjames I miss you both! 10:05 AM May 7th via web in reply to russell_kane
  14. @russell_kane You really shouldn't be there at your age 8:36 AM May 7th via web in reply to russell_kane
  15. @marcusbrig This one is about a brand new farming implement #GreatestSongIntrosEver #wurzelslive 8:23 AM May 7th via web
  16. I wouldn't try and sit on it to help your backpain RT@Lord_Sugar Tom last Apprentice winner product launched in Boots stylfile.com/buy.php 7:28 AM May 7th via web
  17. @gaynor74 I am coming to Nottingham again. 6:46 AM Apr 26th via web in reply to gaynor74
  18. There's PIE in PIET #ReplaceWordInTitleWithPie 6:11 AM Apr 24th via web
  19. Pie #ReplaceWordInTitleWithPie 6:07 AM Apr 24th via web
  20. @colinjwatt Spent too long at the University facade trying to spot the frog on the the skull! 4:30 AM Apr 23rd via web in reply to colinjwatt
  • Name Andy Parsons
  • Location UK
  • Web http://www.andypa...
  • Bio Potato-headed (Evening Standard), Bullet-headed (Guardian), Alarmingly well-informed fruit and veg seller (Daily Telegraph)
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