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MrAdamGreenwood

  1. God gave Rick Rolled to you. Gave Rick Rolled to everyone. (now that's what I call a "pop culture reference") about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. You really can't put a dollar amount on wandering around Inglewood, looking for a bus stop. It's too precious. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I'm pretty torn between the fact that: I don't like heavy metal concerts but I looooove disgusting bathrooms. What should I do? : ( about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. People in LA sure do enjoy telling you that when you're in LA you're in "LA" about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I subscribe to all of the gender constructs Groupon tells me to. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  6. Welcome to DEATH RATTLE Industries, Inc. - Manufacturers of the highest quality clip-on neck ties, adult lunch boxes and baby coffins. 2:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I control my AIDS intake. 11:36 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. My: charisma + good hair + the cool way I smoke cigarettes = don't even think about it, bro 9:17 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I wanna dip my Zod in your Phantom Zone 7:46 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I think my water bed might be sentient. twitter.com/MrAdamGreenwoo… 6:39 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. #follow The ice cubes in my sweet tea: @Brandamonium @ladybirdj @BBW_BFF @MaybeNotSteve @Leemanish @bornferal @funnyjustin 6:34 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
  12. Where do I sign up to be a terrorist? 5:59 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @Squirreljustice No qualms, girl. Get in where you fit in. 7:57 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Squirreljustice
  14. Just gonna drink Bloody Mary's and watch Duckman all night. Wanna come over? 7:33 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I'm the Judge Dredd of drinking all your Dr. Pepper soft drink sodas 6:21 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @younghaggard Dusty!!!!! 6:20 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Gay dudes be eating gelato without me. frowny face. 5:30 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @dave_schilling No heroes in film noir. Only anti-heroes. 5:01 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dave_schilling
  19. I think I still have food poisoning from at a Chi-Chi's 22 years ago. 4:48 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. @MostlyPregnant change her pan out! 4:37 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MostlyPregnant