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MrAdamGreenwood

  1. God gave Rick Rolled to you. Gave Rick Rolled to everyone. (now that's what I call a "pop culture reference")
  2. You really can't put a dollar amount on wandering around Inglewood, looking for a bus stop. It's too precious.
  3. I'm pretty torn between the fact that: I don't like heavy metal concerts but I looooove disgusting bathrooms. What should I do? : (
  4. People in LA sure do enjoy telling you that when you're in LA you're in "LA"
  5. I subscribe to all of the gender constructs Groupon tells me to.
  6. Welcome to DEATH RATTLE Industries, Inc. - Manufacturers of the highest quality clip-on neck ties, adult lunch boxes and baby coffins.
  7. I control my AIDS intake.
  8. My: charisma + good hair + the cool way I smoke cigarettes = don't even think about it, bro
  9. I wanna dip my Zod in your Phantom Zone
  10. I think my water bed might be sentient. twitter.com/MrAdamGreenwoo…
  11. #follow The ice cubes in my sweet tea: @Brandamonium @ladybirdj @BBW_BFF @MaybeNotSteve @Leemanish @bornferal @funnyjustin
  12. Where do I sign up to be a terrorist?
  13. @Squirreljustice No qualms, girl. Get in where you fit in.
  14. Just gonna drink Bloody Mary's and watch Duckman all night. Wanna come over?
  15. I'm the Judge Dredd of drinking all your Dr. Pepper soft drink sodas
  16. @younghaggard Dusty!!!!!
  17. Gay dudes be eating gelato without me. frowny face.
  18. @dave_schilling No heroes in film noir. Only anti-heroes.
  19. I think I still have food poisoning from at a Chi-Chi's 22 years ago.
  20. @MostlyPregnant change her pan out!