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MrAbbottsPenis

  1. That all went according to plan 8:44 PM Aug 21st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  2. I'm standing up for Sausage Sizzles #ausvotes 10:20 PM Aug 20th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  3. When the going gets tough, the tough sometimes get a bit of a rash. 48 hours of no sleep? Bring it. #ausvotes 3:23 AM Aug 19th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  4. The poor white trash of Asia! Yeah! Bring it! #ausvotes #laborlaunch 6:46 PM Aug 15th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  5. Chicks dig me #firstblog #ausvotes 4:17 AM Aug 15th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  6. I'm here to give the women of Australia a real choice #insiders 4:22 PM Aug 14th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  7. I'm with Julia. On August 21, let's move Australia forward. Show your support too #ausvotes http://twb.ly/cd6557 5:39 AM Aug 14th, 2010 via Twibbon
  8. No means no 11:25 PM Aug 2nd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  9. I'm standing up for Australia right now http://bit.ly/cu7WWW 12:50 AM Jul 17th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  10. I'm getting excited just thinking about it 5:37 PM Jun 23rd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  11. What is all this about #rogeringgerbils? Surely it's Unaustralian! 1:24 AM May 9th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Just for Men? You nailed me! 2:48 PM Apr 21st, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. 7:50 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  14. I'm full up to pussy's bow! 11:24 PM Mar 25th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I have no spur to prick the sides of my intent, but only vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself, And falls on th'other. . . . 7:43 PM Mar 18th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  16. How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. 1:23 AM Mar 17th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  17. There's no smoking gun, I'm just pleased to see all of you 12:35 PM Mar 11th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Maternity Leave THIS! 12:03 PM Mar 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  19. Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. 4:10 PM Mar 6th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  20. Kiss me, Hardy 11:57 AM Mar 6th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  • Name Tony's Penis
  • Location Penisvania
  • Bio The People's Penis. Loved by all, I am irresistible, inexorable, indefatigable. Don't try to hold me down. Resistance is useless. (Not available during Lent.)
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