MoviesIWannaSee
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THE OFFICE: THE MOVIE. Paper company employee (John Krasinksi) must come to terms with uncontrollable smirking. Music/cameo by Keyboard Cat.
3:41 PM Nov 20th
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TYLER PERRY'S TIE FIGHTERS WEARING BOW TIES. TV host (Ty Pennington) hits upon million dollar idea for holidays. Music by Steven Tyler.
3:37 PM Nov 20th
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THIS PACKAGE OF RITZ CRACKERS BE TRIPPIN'. Hungry office worker (Martin Lawrence) struggles with midday snack. Soundtrack by Jay-Z, 50 Cent.
10:55 AM Nov 17th
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HONKY CENSUS WORKER BE TRIPPIN'. Nervous survey administrator (DJ Qualls) locks horns with ne'er-do-wells in lively Brooklyn neighborhood.
10:53 AM Nov 17th
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FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE JAMES BAKER BE TRIPPIN'. Retired gov't official attempts to pull scam at local grocery store, winds up homeless.
10:45 AM Nov 17th
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LET'S WATCH MERYL STREEP TAKE A GRUMPY. Oscar-winning actress (Streep) talks about life, career while evacuating bowels in Target restroom.
10:40 AM Nov 17th
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RALPH NADER'S ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP. Consumer advocate spends two hours inspecting sports arena, reviewing insurance policies.
10:34 AM Nov 17th
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PAUL BLART 2: WET SAUSAGE BLARTS. Hapless mall cop returns to protect his daughter during Oscar Meyer-sponsored swim meet.
10:33 AM Nov 17th
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ZAT YOU, SANTA CLAUS? Lonely widower (James Earl Jones) endures serious psychological trauma on Christmas Eve.
2:17 PM Aug 24th
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MY PAL TOUCHY.Quirky child befriends ostracized clown over Fourth of July weekend in Chicago suburb. Written & directed by John Hughes.
2:14 PM Aug 24th
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BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT RETIREMENT PLAN. Aging rockers prepare for golden years with help from magical phone both. Cameos by Primus, Oprah.
2:09 PM Aug 24th
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PENIS JOHNSON: ON THE LOOSE & IN YOUR FACE! Unfortunately named ice cream man breaks out of jail, attempts to steal giant fiberglass cow.
12:35 PM May 12th
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THE FUNDERFUL WORLD OF LOUIE ANDERSON'S ANUS. Morbidly obese comedian has colon exam, hits on male doctor, makes child cry in waiting room.
12:33 PM May 12th
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SUPERMAN RETURNS AGAIN & BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF OSAMA BIN LADEN. Man of Steel forgets about bastard son so he can go mess up terrorists.
12:31 PM May 12th
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AZIZ VS. IMAX. Alt hipster comedian takes on movie company after they trick him into watching movie on postcard. Directed by Michael Bay.
12:30 PM May 12th
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GODZILLA VS. DOLLY PARTON. Country songbird charms atomic monster with music, folksiness, giant breasts. Cameos by Burt Reynolds, Cher.
9:27 AM May 1st
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JAKE EATS UNCLE CHARLIE. Fat, sullen child consumes horny songwriter in Malibu as neurotic father and sassy maid watch in horror.
9:25 AM May 1st
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DON'T FORGET THE NUGE! Ted Nugent stars as ornery mountain man who wins all-expenses trip to New York on game show. Directed by Ben Stiller.
9:23 AM May 1st
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SHAQ RIPS CINDY CRAWFORD IN HALF. Popular rapping athlete travels country tearing up photos of former Richard Gere flame.
9:17 AM May 1st
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THE BOURNE HEREDITY. Wanted spy visits family in Ozarks for Christmas. Will feature mainstream cinema's first "donkey punch" Santa sequence.
4:58 PM Apr 22nd
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- Name James Greene, Jr.
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://jgtwo.word...
- Bio writer, poet, genius (I know it).
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